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Ten Bears

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  1. Ten Bears

    Getting old sucks

    I woke up swinging after my colonoscopy. My first recollection was hearing someone say "Whoa, we got a fighter here!" I also remember nearly being in tears at 6 am for the 8 am procedure because my shit wasn't clear like they require and I thought i was going ro have to do it all over again. 30 minutes later it was clear as water. The 1st meal after starving and shitting yourself for 24 hours is pretty tasty.
  2. Yeah I've made dozens of harder deer kill shots than Oswald made that day.
  3. At least Uncle Slaton brings the meth and moonshine.
  4. Hall has one of the greatest r&b voices of all time. Just ask him and he we tell you.
  5. But you withholding the password from your alternately freezing and sweating wife and kids will be met with much glee.
  6. I guess the 10 to noon funeral procession time slot was taken so they had to use the 8-10.
  7. So you're saying its the Cadillac of motions?
  8. Well you can't drown a bunch of people in Town Lake without being around victims of true crime.
  9. Like they would look at those cards or care if they did.
  10. First time I saw this I thought it was David Johansen of the New York Dolls but now I think it is Chrissy Hynde pulling off Joan Jett's leather pants.
  11. Welcome to Jamaica mon! Have a nice day!
  12. I've lived my whole life in Texas and have never stepped foot in College Station or Brazos County for that matter. I've been to Rockdale though.
  13. I punted this stranger dude in the face at an all out beer joint brawl that he started. Left him out cold in a puddle of blood only to find out 20 years later he had nearly died and had had a lengthy hospital stay. Turns out he was notorious in and around Coleman as a bully that had beat the living shit out of many people including his tiny wife. Some 20 years later his wife told an friend of mine that she was sure he was someday going to kill her or someone else until that fateful night and in fact he had gone around town on an apology tour afterwards and was a change man and husband. I guess I came pretty close to a murder charge.
  14. Having a freezer or fridge on a GFCI circuit is a bad idea. I had half a steer in my garage freezer of a rental house once that was on a GFCI circuit from the bathroom. I never used the outlet to know that it had tripped but noticed it had one day and reset it. I found out a week later when I went to get some steaks that the meat had thawed and ruined and refrozen when I reset the switch. 200 lbs of the nastiest frozen meat popsicle you have ever seen. Or smelt.
  15. I love how they cut off several replays so we could see that stupid fucking Bevo cartoon hooking the kstate flag. By love I mean hate.
  16. I dig those kind of shows. I wonder if it is affiliated with the British one "The Repair Shop" on BBC or Netflix? At the end of the Brit one the customers and I are nearly always crying because they restored something that connects them with their (usually) recently departed loved ones. I just wish they would go into more technical detail of how they restore the items.
  17. Here's their FB review page in case anyone wants to leave a turd in their wine bottle. https://www.facebook.com/kissingtreevineyards/reviews
  18. Don't know who the chick talking to Bon Scott is.
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