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Ten Bears

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  1. My bad taste in women is pretty much unrivaled but then I haven't married a stripper so I may be #2 in that category.
  2. . Jerry Jeff Walker, Roky Erickson, and Doug Sahm performing at Gemini's club in Austin which would later transform into Raul's.
  3. Shateboo imo
  4. Honorable mention to calling him Elmer Fudd
  5. What were the flyover airplanes?
  6. How does Clemson have one timeout left? They've called 3 already
  7. Ten Bears

    High

    Are you a cop? Because you have to tell us.
  8. Does anyone in Austin have a nylon stringed guitar laying around you want to get rid of? My kid has expressed mild interest in learning to play but I would need to see her actually try before buying her a decent acoustic.
  9. Damn Isbell sold out quick. I wanted 6 tix so I ordered the limit of 4 up front of the balcony and turned around to get two more and the whole theater was sold out.
  10. I have my doubts he survived that grenade explosion in his backpack.
  11. I saw that dude fly over the Pickle campus on his kamikaze run. I was wondering why he was so low that I could see his face.
  12. Someone needs their ass kicked.
  13. Well if it makes you feel better my dad still uses the 4440 John Deere but the AC has long since given up the ghost.
  14. 60 years old and grew up in Concho County. Different world indeed.
  15. Herbie seems drunk and not just on aggy tears
  16. May I ask your age?
  17. Didn't they whoop and yell beat the hell out of tu at the end of Amazing Grace?
  18. It was pretty sweet when we went from a no cab 806 IH tractor to a new 4440 John Deere with air conditioning and an 8 track stereo.
  19. I grew up farming and ranching waaay out in the sticks. I plowed my first field by myself at 9 years old. I had my own pickup at 13, a 66 Chevy stepside with the shitty inline 6. The main reason I had a pickup at that age was so I could go plow without my dad or mom having to drop me off and pick me up out of the fields. I had my own horse at 8 and was expected to help work cattle on him at that time. I broke my first horse at 13. That fucking horse kicked me square in the chest, stopping my heart for what my dad says was an eternity but he guesses it was actually a full minute before the old ticker started beating again. My parents would be in jail for all of that these days.
  20. In high school I use to say that Hagar joining Van Halen ruined two of my favorite bands.
  21. SALMONELLA!!!
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