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Ten Bears

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  1. What was that pool hall? Austin Que Club? Stayed open all night?
  2. Those are catchy and all but I'd bet this one would be the winner: Earl
  3. Willie Mack Garza has to be near the top of the Coolest Longhorn Names List. We might need a poll.
  4. Is that what your hubby told you?
  5. I'm all for one particular post-birth abortion. Really, really post. Like 78 years post.
  6. Dick C. Checan
  7. I wish I could have snapped a picture of it but I just saw a CT at the Domain that had a wrap that looked like it was tagged in graffiti all over. Man talk about tempting fate.
  8. Metal salvage place in on fire in north Austin right now too
  9. Advantage: Texas
  10. My focusedness is through the fucking roof.
  11. In the '80's my dad, his girlfriend, my girlfriend and I took a road trip to Mexico City. Somewhere between Laredo and Monterrey they girls have to pee so we pulled over and they walked 50 yards out to the only bush for miles. They came back and made us come look at the piles of shit behind that bush there that were turds of solid pepper seeds. Mexicans love their chiles.
  12. My family were all farmers and ranchers out in Concho Co. When I was a little kid in the 70s the family would get together for a BBQ, usually on Labor day. What was meant by BBQ was to go drag a goat from the pens and hang him upside down in the killing tree and cut his throat, skin him and let him bleed out while a big mesquite fire was burning down to coals. Mesquite was the only hardwood out there. Then the goat was seasoned with salt and pepper and placed in the big metal pit with coals directly under the meat. 8 hours or so later it was chow time with all the country fixins. My 86 yo dad is going cook one this Labor day, per tradition. His grandad used to cook for the big Millersview Veteran's Day shindig back when it was called Armistice Day starting in 1918. Before welders were common so they would dig big trenches and fill them with mesquite coals and cover them with net fence for a grill. They would usually butcher a fat steer for that. I need to ask my dad if he know where those pictures are.
  13. I saw one in San Saba.
  14. I guess the gay dudes in my high school were choosing to be gay because they liked being ridiculed and beaten up. Gay masochists apparently.
  15. I received my first Trump campaign text spam: I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.
  16. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
  17. Are we married because that sounds exactly like me. Hi sweetie!
  18. Would you say baseball goes to eleven?
  19. I have been a lifelong Cowboys fan. When I was 10 I had the Roger Staubach full uniform, pads, helmet and everything. November 18th I will be rooting for the Texans.
  20. Imagine the list that owning the site will get you on?
  21. Mike Campbell and the Dirty Knobs and Lucinda ACLLive tix go on sale Thursday, presale tomorrow. Ten Bears would be forever grateful for a presale code.
  22. What kind of "InSidE JoB!!! would use a kid who seems to be new to firearms and not even give him a scope? Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.
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