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C-Man

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  1. For being so fucking fat, he is such a small, small man.
  2. https://store.gavinnewsom.com/kneepads/ (Unfortuately, it doesn't appear they'll be released in time.)
  3. Chef's kiss on the Vanity Fair article:
  4. Bongino is a former cop and Secret Service member though, right? He’s wholly unqualified for his spot but isn’t Kash Patel even less qualified to run the entire fucking FBI?
  5. I am not but have reached out to my boss to see if we've talked to them before. I did a search for an agent in my zip code and some of our bigger competitors appear to be using them. BTW, happy to review anything they send you if you want me to.
  6. Fuck, I lost my quarterfinal game because Tua couldn't get the ball to Waddle -- well, anybody other than Waller -- on a 17-degree night in Pissburgh. Predicted to get 16 points, I think he got 4.5 and I lost my playoff game by 5 or so. The Fins started the year 1-6 but got on a roll. Tua wasn't exactly lighting the world on fire during the streak but they were winning games and they cited a stat early in Monday's game about his poor record when temps are below 40 (I think). It was 17 degrees that night. He made some truly braindead throws on MNF, which tracks considering all his concussions. Dude should probably just hang it up. I think this is it as much as anything.
  7. Th Dolphins had won five in a row before Monday night’s loss.
  8. I agree with @TwiceHorn, or we're both whistling past the same graveyard, that the group that puts him over the top is the mouth-breather class that like him for the overt racism and for just saying whatever he fucking wants all in the name of "liberal tears" and "owning the libs" -- never mind the amount of self-owning that is also happening. Miriam Adelson pledges $250 million for a third Trump term at White House Hanukkah party (I didn't see the pledge amount in the mention of this cuntghoul above) Adelson spoke at the event, mentioning that she had spoken with Trump lawyer and known Israel defender Alan Dershowitz about the legality of a third Trump term. https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-880539
  9. Stephen King remembers Rob Reiner: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/opinion/culture/stephen-king-rob-reiner-stand-by-me.html?unlocked_article_code=1.9U8.agKp.xHBlDOoSiAzu&smid=nytcore-ios-share
  10. Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/bari-weiss-erika-kirk-cbs-news-ratings-b2885768.html
  11. College basketball is just not nearly as interesting to me any more. The one-and-dones have killed it. The basketball is not great. I agree the first weekend is a spectacle but after that, it just doesn’t hook me the way it once did. There was a time in the 80’s/90’s it didn’t get any better than college hoops for me. My favorite sporting events are the Masters and the Stanley Cup Playoffs, especially the first round when teams are the healthiest and full of piss and vinegar.
  12. AI is going to roof/build houses, mow lawns, work in vegetable fields — all those kinds of jobs?
  13. A towel, you say?
  14. This is exactly what it’s going to be. Probably.
  15. https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2021/jul/23/tiktok-posts/biden-harris-doubted-trump-covid-19-vaccines-not-v/#:~:text=Biden's%20statements,6%2C%202020%2C%20he%20said:
  16. The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/opinion/billionaires-politics-money.html
  17. It's not. WGAF she was on a Bravo "reality" show. Kind of funny if you ask me. Perhaps. Wasn't she also a product of the paegent scene? She really looks like a totally different person but she has pumped out a couple of kids in the last couple of years.
  18. Adding to the Conan information: https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/15/rob-reiner-son-nick-conan-obrien-christmas-party/#continued Rob & Michele Reiner MurdersSon Nick Seemed Out of Place at Conan's Xmas Party
  19. C-Man replied to Horn_Spanker's topic in Music
    Wow.
  20. No, the Euros are entitled, boorish, rich assholes too. But they do share in my hatred for dotard so there's that.
  21. You'll get no argument from me.
  22. Unfortunately, whether they took Saudi blood money to bolt for LIV or not, most professional golfers have pretty shitty politics when you get right down to it. I'm pretty sure Scheffler's politics are not much different than BDC. He's just a little less public about it.
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