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wood

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  1. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Pardoned? Wow. I'll bet Pete's so relieved!
  2. First overall: Karch. 1000%
  3. Mrs. Wood (no pics) just got home from her sister's. Told me a story about how my BIL tried to get her sister to vote for Trump, because he'd make more money at work if Trump won. I'm sure you can see where this is going. He was already making $250-500K a year. Maybe more. Anyway, she told him she was gonna vote for whomever she wanted. Got the news this week that he's been laid off because of one of Trump's policies. Not sure which. Sister is ... unimpressed. Leopard's eatin' good tonight.
  4. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Several posts, but he nailed it ...
  5. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Ed Clements, no doubt. Fuck that dipshit.
  6. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yeah it sure is great having the adults back in charge. Where's @realgreggym? He should be here basking in the glory of it all with the rest of us!
  7. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yeah I think he did the world a favor by agreeing to hold that meeting in front of the cameras. Everyone saw what they'll be dealing with if they get/stay in bed with us. They should accordingly opt out of dealing with us.
  8. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    nsiap ... Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’ Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman https://bylinetimes.com/2025/02/21/donald-trump-was-recruited-by-the-kgb-under-codename-krasnov-claims-former-soviet-spy-chief/ From the Guardian in 2021: ‘The perfect target’: Russia cultivated Trump as asset for 40 years – ex-KGB spy https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/29/trump-russia-asset-claims-former-kgb-spy-new-book
  9. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yep. The best cons prey on the greed of the 'victim'.
  10. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    You know how I'm always going on about my sheer amazement at how fucking stupid Tommy Tuberville is? Yeah, welp. Here's exhibit #eleventy bazillion and 49: Tuberville forgets triangles exist while advocating for Pentagon cuts: ‘We need to make a trigon’. “Pete Hegseth has welcomed DOGE to come into the military. We need to start in the Pentagon. We need to make a trigon -- three sides -- instead of five sides in the Pentagon”. https://www.al.com/politics/2025/02/tuberville-forgets-triangles-exist-while-advocating-for-pentagon-cuts-we-need-to-make-a-trigon.html
  11. wood replied to Scraps's topic in Other Sports
    Any of y'all going out to COTA?
  12. wood replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Yes, so they burn through loads of engines on test beds to make their alloted race PUs reliable enough to last the season while getting the best performance possible. Very 'green', right? Disclaimer: I don't really care if racing is green or how many engines they build and destroy, because it's racing. Racing never was and never will be 'green'. What pisses me off is introducing idiotic parts limits that fuck up the sport, in a greenwashing attempt to appear sustainable, when the sport couldn't be farther from that.
  13. Supercars, too. Opening weekend, race 2 finish. That Monster Mustang is sexy af:
  14. Ah, okay. We're on the third base side. Forgot about the clock and can't see it.
  15. Yeah, we're at the game and nobody knows what the f*** happened. Little help?
  16. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Similar thought here, except mine had the addendum "Fuck the Tkachuk borthers and their fucking dad, too".
  17. Yeah it's ass.
  18. Looked to me like he leaned into that ...
  19. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yep, he's already dismissed lowering prices as "really hard to do" (yeah, no shit, Dotard) after berating Biden for it for years. And then there's all the batshit crazy, illegal, and/or authoritarian shit he IS doing that was never mentioned during the campaign. Or how about trying to destroy the judiciary and the legislative branches following P2025 to the letter, despite claiming during the campaign that he knew nothing about it? "Done what the voters elected him for"? LOL, gtfo with that idiotic shit, @Texasborn91. OK then how about all those other prices he's gonna lower, like grocery prices in general? Oh wait. That's right. He already gave up on that, because it's hard.
  20. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Thanks for the heads-up. Pritzker doing some solid work there. He clearly hates Illinois Nazis. ETA: I guess the link I posted got taken down. It had the whole episode, but here's all I see now)
  21. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    100% badass. I'd follow her into battle anytime. "It's not the Real World, Sean. It's real life for New Yorkers". Heh. Nice.
  22. wood replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Behind the scenes of the F1 movie ...
  23. wood replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    I'm liking that RB a whole lot. IMHO if one of RB and RBR were going to go white, it shoulda been RBR, leaving RB free to continue running last year's gorgeous livery. The AM will be a dog again this year, but at least it's still gorgeous. The Merc & RBR are samey samey, but still look good. The rest are ass. McLaren's camo (or whatever they called it) livery would be better than what they're rolling out there nowadays. Haas & BWT wtf?
  24. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yep. If Trump were deliberately running a Russian game plan, what would he be doing differently? AFAIK, the answer would be: Nothing.
  25. wood replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yep, get your Swastikar now, built by Elon Muskolini aka Adolf Twitler! Biggest selection evarrrr!
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