Everything posted by Hornlover
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Aggy are always perineum contenders. Taint no doubt about it. (oh, and their last Conference Championship was 1998 - 25 years ago).
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
These don't seem like good options, agreed. But unless they find a way to pry away a starter from a P5 school, this is about the best I could come up with. We know they struck out on Maalik. Who else might be out there? AJ Duffy (FSU backup)? Ty Thompson (Oregon backup)?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Alabama has a few other highly rated QB recruits that they might go after. Buchner is the obvious one, but maybe Luke Doty (behind Rattler at USCe), Preston Stone (SMU), DJ Uiagalelei (If they could get him a transfer waiver), Devin Brown ( behind McCord at OhioSt.).
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
@Reese Bennett is the asshole that refuses to change the 2024 recruiting thread title to something witty or poignant.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Well played on the thread title change.
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Non Texas Recruiting 2024
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Non Texas Recruiting 2024
Colorado Spring Game apparently went extremely well, and the stadium was packed (40,000 in 2023 vs 2,000 in 2022). More likely, this is related to @Elmer_Fudd's scoop from Nahlin that LSU is going to be very aggressive this cycle.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I'm guessing this was a case of calling their bluff. Aggy - "We're not going to pay your NIL. If you don't like it, too bad". Bobby "Fine. I'm going into the portal" Aggy "No, wait! Please don't leave. We don't have any DBs. We'll pay you what we promised".
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Shit a golden football and set yourself on fire surprised? Or just regular surprised?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Blue does appear to be at Texas for the Spring Game, @closetojumping.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Man, if this is what Tarp is stating publicly, then it's possible they're no longer in dumpster fire mode and have moved on to Beaumont Chemical Plant fire territory.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Same people probably bitched about wasting a scholarship on Kyle Shanahan.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Jumping ship? Or being forced to walk the plank?
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Short and to the point.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Only place that came close to topping Cool River was the hotel bar at the Renaissance Hotel in the Arboretum. That place was swarming with cougars. *edit - Tangerines was the name.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
And here I was, worried about whether or not the college cheerleader that you are fictionally interested in banging would be smarter than you.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Wow, there's a fuck-ton of ETBF* in that Instagram feed. *East Texas Box Face
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Whatever happened with Ogunbiyi's legal problems?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
And while we're at it, we should pay OU to hold onto Demarco Murray for as long as possible.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Be careful. Getting dangerously close to Randolph Duke territory here.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
Gotta get Perryman to work that Jesuit connection.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Perhaps Sark needs to just offer to jump-hump Bair's bed while he's soaking.