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Hornlover

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  1. I think ctj was just wild-ass-guessing, but maybe there was some smoke, when he said that Malik was gonna commit and Jayvon Thomas would flip.
  2. 'Payton "PKAY" Kirkland' needs to change his twitter handle to to 'Payton "Pay a ton" Kirkland'.
  3. The Feckless NCAA finally sent notice of allegations to Pruitt and Tennessee. For a grand total of $60k. https://sports.yahoo.com/report-tennessee-accused-of-18-ncaa-violations-under-former-coach-jeremy-pruitt-183555726.html
  4. You know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
  5. You probably won't get a response tonight, since dude is already fast asleep on his oh-so-comfortable MyPillow. But no politics.
  6. https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1lPKqmBdeDZKb Coach Marion hosting a Football Questions Only chat.
  7. How does transportation work for an UOV to Collie Station? Does the recruit buy a plane ticket to Houston, and then the school picks him up from the airport and drives him 2 hours? Uber from IAH? Or is the recruit supposed to get a rental car and drive himself? Seems like a trip to Austin would be way easier.
  8. "The alpha male of cornerbacks commits to Texas" -Malik Muhammad Did Malik refer to himself in the third person, or does Hayes Fawcett not know how quotes work?
  9. Well, not Official official, since no officials allowed that weekend. The NCAA put that rule in place at the last minute to try to slow down the unstoppable momentum of "The World Famous Aggy Pool Party Spectacular Extravaganza - Now with more CASH & PRIZES!!!"
  10. When it's finally Truck Month, those guys are gonna look like complete idiots!
  11. I think you mean Lebbeus Overton. And his brother Micaiah Overton.
  12. For the olds... Another name for "Purple Drank", is "Lean".
  13. Do they not realize that Jimbo is just a paid mercenary, that is only at their Cow College because he was paid and has no love or affection for the school? Same with the majority of their 2022 class?
  14. Plenty of dumb head coaches. And I can think of at least 2 other national champ coaches that were as dumb or dumber. (did Lou Holtz win a title? If so, make that 3.)
  15. The Ham Train, laden with 3000 tons of ham, leaves the station headed west at 10am, going 40 miles per hour. Ketch is impatiently waiting at the station 200 miles away for his ham shipment. It takes 30 minutes to unload the ham, and Ketch can eat 5 pounds of ham per hour. At what time will Ketch have his first cardiac event, if it takes 15 pounds of ham to cause a coronary reaction?
  16. This is even more appropriate, given the green Category over his shoulder...
  17. Mike Farrell makes shit up about Caleb Williams. Caleb calls him out. Farrell says Caleb and his dad should come interview and tell their side. Caleb tells him to Fuck Off, I'm not helping you get pageviews. 😆🤣😂🤣
  18. Helobious can probably find you a handful of guys named Jesus that got 2 or 3 stars. RGV Football !!!
  19. Probably less about being a Lake Travis homer, and more about being a legacy whose dad is a legendary weightlifter, professional wrestler, and one of the most accomplished Texas athletes and ambassadors of all time.
  20. Ah yes, the painting from Good Bull Hunting. WILL Well, maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckin' storm. SEAN eah, maybe. WILL The sky's fallin' on your head, the waves are crashin' over your little pool party, the oars are about to snap. You just piss in your pants, you're cryin' for the croots, and maybe you do what you gotta do to get them to come. Yeah, maybe you start offering bags. SEAN Bingo. That's it. Lemme do my job now, we still have a minute. Com'on. WILL Maybe you hired the wrong coach. SEAN Maybe you should watch your mouth. Watch it right there, chief, all right? >>> WILL Ah...Well, that's it, isn't it? You hired the wrong coach. What happened? What, did she leave him? Was she, you know, banging some other guy? SEAN If you ever disrespect my coach again, I will end you, I will fuckin' end you. Got that, chief?
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