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  1. Litig8r

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    Does this belong on the I'd pee in her butt section with the subcategory of teachers gone wild?
  2. Here is one that ChatGpt and I wrote..lol House I Can’t Sell (Key of G — 4/4 slow strum feel) Verse 1 G C There’s a cracked screen door swinging in my mind G D Sunlight fades on the hardwood time G C Her perfume’s still in the hallway air G D G And the wind hums songs like she’s still there Pre-Chorus Em C Tried painting over every wall G D Hung new curtains, tore ‘em down in the fall Chorus G C She still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D Her laughter echoes like a church bell Em C Got the sign in the yard, but it never gets a bid G D Guess some ghosts won’t let go where they lived G C Yeah, she still lives here, in this house I can’t sell Verse 2 G C Her teacup waits on the window sill G D Like she just stepped out and always will G C The kitchen clock quit keeping time G D G The same day she quit being mine Pre-Chorus Em C I patch the roof and mow the grass G D But the past keeps coming through the cracks Chorus G C She still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D Her silhouette’s framed in every shell Em C I’ve shown it around, but nobody stays G D They all feel her heartbeat in the hallways G C Yeah, she still lives here, in this house I can’t sell Bridge Em C Maybe someday I’ll burn it down G D Plant wild roses on this ground Em C But even then, I know too well G D She’ll still be living in that house I can’t sell Final Chorus / Outro G C She still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D Her memory rings like a wedding bell Em C No one wants to buy a place this blue G D And I can’t seem to move on too G C Yeah, she still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D G The lock won’t turn, and it never will G D G She still lives here… in the house I can’t sell
  3. For those of you who vacation in SoWalton County, Florida (30A). There is a new Bandon Dunes/Dream Golf Course being developed about 40 miles away. For the top 1% of surly's there are opportunities for ownership and membership https://oldshores.com/
  4. I would 100% take this case for Kelly on contingency. If anyone has any connections, I pay referral legally allowable fees (think Massive Tailgate party free admission to Surly members)
  5. I'm going to try that and save a couple of hunnerd
  6. Man there is huge difference in cast iron pans. Lodge is everywhere now but the surface is so rough. I bought a couple of Smithey. (humblebrag) What a difference.
  7. Yep they probably didn't give him the script he wanted. Sad.
  8. 25053766 SNIDER, TODD 19:10 SCHRIEVER 461188 59 M Salt Lake Police 68422260 IN 1 DISORDERLY CONDUCT MB 1 THREAT OF VIOLENCE MB 1 CRIM TRESPASS - NOTICE AGAINST
  9. Well the new tour lasted one show https://www.abc4.com/news/todd-snider-arrested-disorderly-conduct-hospital/?fbclid=IwY2xjawN253NleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHhTwALks_qP6rWpi1z4mL-q6ImiKKIt0K6Xhd0EcaqMsNamEFUQBUxx7fZAz_aem_VWmAor9c1iSPr6AMKKq4CA I think that either Boedecker was involved or he was cleaning "Todd Snider Rules" on the exterior of the Tabernackle while dressing "outdoors". Maybe he failed the Salt Lake City Lie Detector Test..
  10. Damn just missed a bottle of Blantons at the local winn dixie. Some got there 15 minutes before me. $85.00
  11. Wanna buy a FLW home? https://www.naiglobal.com/listings/?propertyId=3117-Okeeheepkee-Road Pro tip... NO matter how early you start the closing process, you will have to do something at the last minute. See things that make me Surly.
  12. Real Estate Closings. No Matter HOW FAR in advance you start. It will always be a last minute rush for some fucking thing.
  13. He can make that Texas UF tailgate party gross over $65k. PS that man is still my hero.
  14. Sorry if already posted
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