Everything posted by Litig8r
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Never Marry A Stripper for you
Got Joe booked for a private show in the fall.
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The France Thread
Go to Antibes if you feel like heading west, if not take a day trip to Monte Carlo to look at the the $$$. Train to Genoa then up to Milan. Wonderful sights in Milan...of the female type. From Milan go to Lake Como and work your way back.
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
I don't know what thread to post this. Texas golf? PGA TOUR? How about Shart. I didn't know about this legend until I heard him on the SubPar Pod cast. I want to party with this dude. Fin Fucking Ewing
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Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
- Pickleball - dink dink, BANG
I went to the PPA in Atlanta last weekend. If you have the chance to go to a PPA, GO. I always thought I could win a point or two against the PPA players, NO FUCKING WAY. The event was well run and for the time being, the players are approachable and super friendly. There are no tunnels and no players only areas, they are there amongst you. I was looking for some friends who were playing in the non pro division and found a two courts way in the back. I looked in and the semifinalist were practicing. The Court was open and was able to sit in basically in what would be an umpire's chair in tennis which was maybe four feet from the net post and watch the warm ups. Ben and Anna Leigh were warming up with Dekle Barr and JW and Jorga Johnson were warming up with Andre the giant and Tina Pisnik. Here is that pic and other pics I took.- Water Polo
- $40M Payroll for 2025 season - Kurt
100%- $40M Payroll for 2025 season - Kurt
Didn't know where to put this (that's what she said) and he's an uberdouche but this is funny- Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
- Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
I always come back to Jason.- Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
Not so fast my friend. It's going to be deep dish- Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
Meanwhile Deion schedules a press conference to bitch about how his son was passed over.- The movie you just watched
- The Airplane Fanatic Thread
55 or so without a tailwind Can fly for 24 hours- The Airplane Fanatic Thread
- The Airplane Fanatic Thread
- The Airplane Fanatic Thread
For some reason, our little airport is favored by blimps. I saw the goodyear blimp there this week and called the city manager to see if we could get on the tarmac for a better look. He picked me up and we drove out on the tarmac. The guy who was there was the camera operator and couldn't have been nicer. He let us get in the gondola and explained how everything worked. The steps were to high for my secretary to board so he said "hold on" and got a giant joystick board and lowered the blimp so she could go inside. They were coming back from the golf tournament in NOLA and started having problems with one of the engines and stopped here for repairs. He was pissed about the malfunction because they were scheduled to go to the Derby but they gave that assignment to another ship.- Water Polo
My niece plays for Cal. They made the national champ game last year. Doesn't look like they will make it that far this year but are headed to Indy for the championships.- The New Car Fanatic Thread
Jag F type with V8? 550 hp?- Best opening lyrics of all time
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays Roy Orbison's singing for the lonely Hey, that's me and I want you only Don't turn me home again I just can't face myself alone again In the day we sweat it out on the streets Of a runaway American dream At night we ride through the mansions of glory In suicide machines Sprung from cages on Highway 9 Chrome wheeled, fuel injected, and steppin' out over the line Oh, baby this town rips the bones from your back It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap We gotta get out while we're young 'Cause tramps like us, baby, we were born to run Holly came from Miami, F-L-A Hitch-hiked her way across the USA Plucked her eyebrows along the way Shaved her legs and then he was a she She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side" Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side" he was drunk depressed and crazy when he bought himself the gun over the counter in some pawn shop on south main one feel of that cold steel and he gratefully unwadded the last fifty dollars to his name- Post a pic that makes you lol
Maybe I am overthinking this, but shouldn't this be refined to say put the piss plate in the freezer?- Getting old sucks
I'll skip my recent personal health journey but I can't recommend this enough- Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
$650 Should have bought earlier in the week. I can't remember where the Gators were in the SEC tournament but pretty far along I think.- RAGWEED CONCERT THREAD
- Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Went a few weeks ago and saw the Eagles at the Sphere. It was awesome. I was burned out on the Eagles but the Sphere experience made it seem new. We stayed at Vdara which was awesome. It didn't have a casino but was tied to Cosmo, Bellagio and Aria. No casino meant no huge lines for taxis, ubers or checking in or out. We ate at Nobu and Jean George. Both were meh. Nobu was crazy expensive and 100% not worth it. Jean George--had better steak at outback. Oh well live and learn. Was going to play Shadow Creek but my game blows and the weather was cold rainy and blowing like Bandon on a bad day. Saved that $1500. Put $100 on the Gators to win the natty so that worked out well. Broke even on about everything else (isn't that what everyone says that doesn't win big). - Pickleball - dink dink, BANG
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