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Sock Monkey

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  1. Sock Monkey replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    We’re going to straight up bludgeon fools.
  2. DL seems to be one of the better positions for late bloomers. We didn’t even offer Byron Murphy until November of the 2021 cycle. We’ll flip 1-2 and evaluate another couple and be fine.
  3. Sock Monkey replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    A recording of AD saying, “Adonai Mitchell - Wide Receiver - University of Texas” several minutes into the Super Bowl >>> Roger Goodell sentencing him to Carolina.
  4. You should write them a letter and staple your business card to it. I think they’ll appreciate your unique perspective.
  5. That’s 7 ends who will be competing for 140-150 snaps per game. If we can’t produce consistent pressure on the QB out of that, then we’ll just be pretenders.
  6. He knows what he’s doing.
  7. Would you say cliffs are sloped?
  8. The phrase isn’t, “The apple doesn’t come to rest far from the tree.” Just saying.
  9. I agree, but I’m just saying that a double-digit recruiting ranking for Texas is irresistible troll bait for some of the more-Texas antagonistic national writers out there. We haven’t seen it for a while though - thank God.
  10. I agree with this as long as we stay top 10 in the final rankings to avoid the “noBoDY wAnTs to PLAy fer TEXAS” hit piece headlines.
  11. Not a ton, but it shows great conditioning and a willingness to work hard.
  12. lol I’m in this photo.
  13. See what I mean. This is the prevailing attitude of ISU fans since becoming “good” at football. “We would have made the same choices, but screw you for doing so.” lol
  14. I was at our last two games in Ames and will be there next week as well. Despite what everyone thinks about ISU, I’ve found them to be insufferable shitheads who act like Texas owes them an apology for some imagined grievance. I only appreciate ISU for inspiring Bo’s epic ass chewing. Otherwise, screw ‘em. We have no business leaving eternal scoreboard behind in Ames.
  15. One in two decades for us, but yeah I get what you’re saying. 🤘🏼
  16. Pessimistic view: The game was tied 10-10 going into the 4th and Bama barely beat USF. Optimistic view: Our offense brought its D game and we still won by 21.
  17. A faster Roschon Johnson
  18. Honest question, were Ewer’s deep ball struggles known when he was the thought of as the most flawless high school QB of all time? When did this start?
  19. Reasons for negativity: -Offensive line couldn’t move Rice -Ewer’s deep ball -general offensive sloppiness -Milroe’s running -Sark’s record in road games Reasons for optimism: -The defense -non-deep ball passing game -We know this offense can be much better -We’ll open up the playbook -Milroe’s passing
  20. McKinley is either lying about having made up his mind over a month ago or he is lying about having interest in Aggy. Either way, lying is unbiblical and I’d hate for his dishonest ass to be a negative influence on Aggy’s churchy locker room. I guess he might as well come to Texas instead.
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