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  1. this? BREAKING: Texas A&M mascot Reveille suspended indefinitely Robert Behrens - 14h ago 160 Comments The Texas A&M football team is now 3-4 on the season and 1-3 in SEC play, and news about the program seems to be getting worse by the day. But we may have reached a new low this morning. According to sources, Aggie mascot Reveille X has been suspended indefinitely following a violation of team rules. While unconfirmed, the rumor is that that Miss Rev urinated on the floor of Head Coach Jimbo Fisher’s offense. BREAKING: Texas A&M mascot Reveille suspended indefinitely© Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports “Rev knows she made a mistake, but we’re working through it. She’s a good girl,” Fisher said. “We just have to execute better. She’s gotta go outside better and we’ve gotta coach her better.” Reveille was a member of the 2019 recruiting class, and appeared at every game for the Aggies over the past four seasons. Given her leadership role as the highest-ranking member of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets, this outburst is particularly disappointing. The first Lady of Aggieland will continue her official university duties, but is banned from the Bright Football Complex as well as Kyle Field. It’s unclear who, if anyone, will take her place on the sidelines this Saturday, but it’s good to know we have options. BREAKING: Texas A&M mascot Reveille suspended indefinitely© Provided by SB Nation BREAKING: Texas A&M mascot Reveille suspended indefinitely© Provided by SB Nation BREAKING: Texas A&M mascot Reveille suspended indefinitely© Provided by SB Nation
  2. Did noone see this? NSIAP. p.s. I an an old. Don t care to earn how to internet. Fight me, bitch. BREAKING: Texas A&M mascot Reveille suspended indefinitely (msn.com)
  3. Headline: October 7, 2057 AGGIES EPIC UPSET ROCKS COLLEGE FOOTBALL Texas A&M Head Coach Candi Fisher registered the long-awaited 2nd victory over Alabama, following the first in 2012. The howls of ecstasy from the closed locker room indicate that her popularity with the players, often cited as the reason she was hired, has never been higher. While her ex-husband Jimbo Fisher never got the big win in Aggieland, despite numerous raises, contract extensions and nearly 1 $Bilion in total salary, Aggies say his legacy is now complete. They climbed his statue for selfies, prayed at the monument to Billy Luicci, and polished all 7 of the "CAME CLOSE" national championship plaques inside the Hall of Champions/Laundrymat. Alabama has been criticized for playing the game less than one week after a horrific teleporter accident in which 36 players, including 17 starters, suffered complete memory loss and loss of motor skills.
  4. Paging Mr Wolfe. Paging Mr Winston Wolfe.
  5. Dittos forever. But I'm a dumb guy. What is croakers?
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