Maybe their obvious stupidity is a result of using 90% of their brain capacity to constantly do these mental gymnastics to keep their reality intact:
1a. Arch sucks.
1b. A great recruit like Arch would never go to Texas unless it was about $$$.
2a. Saban never wanted Arch, and Georgia must have let him know that he wasn't the top choice.
2b. Texas just outbid 'bama and UGA, probably paid more than they should. LOCK THEM UP!!! ER, INVESTIGATE THEM!!
3a. He's going to end up terrible college QB like Simms and Colt.
3b. Simms: never lost >2 games in a season...beat Aggy 3 times in a row. Colt winningest QB in CFB history at the time, highest completion %, got Texas in position to fight for a National Championship (arguably) 2 years in a row.
4a. Texas can't develop QBs (forget the track record of the current coaching staff).
4b. ATM is on the verge!!!!!! (based on the track record of the current coaching staff).
5a. Arch isn't the best QB in '23. Not even the best in LA.
5b. Arch rated #1 by all the experts. Only the 3rd 1.000 QB recruit in history. (Oh yeah, the previous 2 are both longhorns...one of which already proved himself a god).
Add in all the rest of their made-up-stories traditions, and we may finally understand why they often struggle with simple logic or sentences...