Everything posted by Ghost of Shag
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Game Week- TCU
Fuuuuuuuck
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Game Week- TCU
We gotta get some sacks in this game. I don’t see how we win otherwise. TCU is gonna throw to the middle of the field all day long.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I think aggy beats auburn. Auburn doesn’t do anything well and I think Weigman is legit.
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2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
My mind is having trouble reconciling this. Where do we rank in sacks?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Ok I admit I’m north of forty (so I’m a man), but I’m going to need an explanation as to why acting like a cock is inferior to acting like a cockholster. I mean…isn’t a cockholster just something that holds a cock? Like briefs? Or jeans? Or a pussy. In that case, why not just call him a pussy? Or is cockholster what the youngs call a pussy? So much to learn. Thanks in advance for the explanation.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Will Anthony Hill be an EE?
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Game Week- TCU
So you’re saying we’re gonna score 38 in the first half, huh? Hell of a half.
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Game Week- TCU
Quentin Johnston might just do bad things to us. Really bad things. He’s gonna play. Would it be wrong for us to late hit Duggan on the first play from scrimmage?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
That settles it. Babysdaddy has convinced me that Quinn Ewers throwing the football is as pleasurable as a blow job. I now see the error of my ways.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Man I’m not interested in a pissing match because I appreciate your posts. But seriously? This team is that good personnel wise? This team doesn’t have one player who would start on defense for our championship teams. Not a single one.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You’re high. We’ve seen playoff level greatness around here and this team is nowhere near that.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
And some of you are so used to shitty quarterback play you haven’t seen what a five star quarterback is able to do as a freshman nowadays. These kids come out of high school able to progress through reads and throw an accurate deep ball. Quinn’s deep ball is atrocious, his mechanics are some of the worst I’ve seen for a kid this highly touted and he rarely looks to extend plays. His accuracy has been sub-par thus far. He has been underwhelming by today’s standards, and if it keeps up there will absolutely be a QB battle next fall, assuming we pull Manning in.
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Bama @ LSU: 6pm ESPN
So much for any recruiting advantage against LSU
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I’m so fucking torn on this guy. On the one hand, he’s a great playcaller and has recruited well. On the other, we suck ass in the second half. But our QB can’t complete shit downfield so he doesn’t trust him. And our players are determined to fuck up with penalties to put us in a hole to begin with. So what’s he supposed to do? Fuck me. It’s maddening.
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Don’t do this to yourself
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Ewers just fucking sails everyone. Sick of watching that shit.
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
You shut your whore mouth.
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Anyone confident yet? Yeah, me neither.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Not sure if serious. The linebacker and edge talent on these teams has been among the worst I’ve ever seen at Texas.
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Game Week- Kansas State
Yeah well, so is this season. Rinse and repeat.
- Cowboys V Bears
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Ok St @ Kansas St
Holy shit we suck.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I know I’m smoking them at the half. Anyone else?
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NFL Week 7
It’s just refreshing to watch a defense…any defense…stop people and intercept the ball. Forgot what that’s like.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Frankly, that’s a terrifying device.