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Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
It’ll be nice when Shaka gets fired, has to take a job at some shitty small school, and I don’t have to hear about him anymore (barring some lucky run again).
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
This is absolutely fucking insane. 5M for one year? This means Arch would be worth like 8M. Gosh, I wish Texas had some booster like CC who was just determined to buy a championship.
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Sean Miller is already losing me
We’re certainly not making the tournament this year and will probably finish with a losing record. If Miller doesn’t make the tournament in year two, does he get a third year? Either way, I’m the least excited I’ve ever been about men’s basketball at Texas. At least the women are fun as hell to watch. And baseball is less than six weeks away.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Damn, Brown must have really NOT liked his handjob from Helobious. Do better, man.
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Bijan Robinson is special
He's had four coaches across college and the NFL, and frankly, I don't believe a single one utilized him correctly (i.e., enough).
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Parker Livingstone
Bond’s attitude was also discussed plenty during the 2024 season, especially after his injury “lingered.” @TreatyOak wasn't paying attention.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
At least on CFB26, they just disappear forever. Also, in terms of "moonshot," are we sure Gerry's porn preferences aren't just leaking again?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
The Seattle metro, to Austin, to Morgantown, population 30,490, is quite a ride. It's certainly a beautiful part of the country, though.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Do you even Texas?... "Y'all" Only one non-admin has the ability to change the thread title Even 2 being true, please don't give the hand jobs to players at UTEP and UTRGV.
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2026 Texas Baseball
MLB likes the fast ball.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Yes, motherfucking, please.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Given history, I still fully expect to be disappointed at a key position like LB and/or S even with a ridiculous portal haul at WR, RB, and OL. We'll see.
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The Saban coaching tree
No. This is textbook overfitting. However, the point still stands. Saban's system equals wins.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Sark is either going to hit big, next season, or retaining Flood, some of these allocation decisions, and his stubbornness on the offensive side of the ball are going to do him in. Anything beyond a playoff run next season is inexcusable.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
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