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MuellerHorn

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  1. Goodness. I’m not saying don’t fly them in. I’m saying if such a simple thing to verify from afar is going to sink a deal, that can be verified first. That’s it. I just answered the original question of how it could be done. I’m not so uninformed on in-person business meetings to suggest they shouldn’t occur.
  2. I solely answered the question of how it could be done. Not saying they can’t visit. It’s really no different than a background check or professional license verification process in concept. Does the target meet minimum standards? However, if it’s true that Flood was done immediately after the height and weight mismatch, it was a huge waste of time for all parties involved. That visit could have gone to a more qualified target.
  3. Ask them to send them pictures of someone measuring both prior to booking the trip? I’m sure there’s a way to frame it without coming across in an offensive way… Shit, you could even overnight them the tools to do it as a positive gesture. “We know that roster height and weights are often embellished across the country. We want to confirm your listed biometrics prior to booking your trip.” Or some shit like that.
  4. No, @Vertigo is incorrect. Bobby predicted 10-2 with losses to OSU and Florida. Gerry said 11-1, but also said he could see anything from 9-3 to 11-1.
  5. Agreed. Indiana now offers all the advantages that Alabama used to in the age of the portal and NIL. Indiana also has more booster money committed and much lower (at least historical) expectations. The dude has it made there.
  6. It’ll be nice when Shaka gets fired, has to take a job at some shitty small school, and I don’t have to hear about him anymore (barring some lucky run again).
  7. This is absolutely fucking insane. 5M for one year? This means Arch would be worth like 8M. Gosh, I wish Texas had some booster like CC who was just determined to buy a championship.
  8. We’re certainly not making the tournament this year and will probably finish with a losing record. If Miller doesn’t make the tournament in year two, does he get a third year? Either way, I’m the least excited I’ve ever been about men’s basketball at Texas. At least the women are fun as hell to watch. And baseball is less than six weeks away.
  9. Damn, Brown must have really NOT liked his handjob from Helobious. Do better, man.
  10. He's had four coaches across college and the NFL, and frankly, I don't believe a single one utilized him correctly (i.e., enough).
  11. Bond’s attitude was also discussed plenty during the 2024 season, especially after his injury “lingered.” @TreatyOak wasn't paying attention.
  12. At least on CFB26, they just disappear forever. Also, in terms of "moonshot," are we sure Gerry's porn preferences aren't just leaking again?
  13. The Seattle metro, to Austin, to Morgantown, population 30,490, is quite a ride. It's certainly a beautiful part of the country, though.
  14. Do you even Texas?... "Y'all" Only one non-admin has the ability to change the thread title Even 2 being true, please don't give the hand jobs to players at UTEP and UTRGV.
  15. MLB likes the fast ball.
  16. Given history, I still fully expect to be disappointed at a key position like LB and/or S even with a ridiculous portal haul at WR, RB, and OL. We'll see.
  17. No. This is textbook overfitting. However, the point still stands. Saban's system equals wins.
  18. Sark is either going to hit big, next season, or retaining Flood, some of these allocation decisions, and his stubbornness on the offensive side of the ball are going to do him in. Anything beyond a playoff run next season is inexcusable.
  19. I bet this applies to plenty of Surly’s finest in the sack.
  20. On a plane and haven’t been able to catch much of the game. What’s going on with all of Oregon’s bad snaps?
  21. lol. Good for Shipley in his final college game.
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