NameAlreadyInUse
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Uniform Pron
This reminds me I need to schedule extra time to piss on Bud Adams' grave the next time I'm in the area. Fuck that guy and fuck that whole family. First for trading Moon in his prime, then for moving from Houston, then for insisting that that piece of shit Fisher draft Vince, knowing that that piece of shit was a vindictive piece of shit who was going to do his best to ruin the draft pick he never wanted. And finally for having a family that would be so god damned vindictive. Fuck him.
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Tell me about ou
Sadly that’s the reason I think they’ll get better. Aggy would deny reality rather than admit Texas is better than them which means Texas will always be better than them. Those fucking okies will do whatever they can to fix it. Here’s hoping that it takes them a decade or two to figure out what that solution looks like.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think I'm going to keep judging men's outfits and I'm going to assume every other man that's judging other men's outfits has the same outcome in mind as me. #1, do I want to see said man without the outfit? #2, do I not want to see said main without the outfit. If #1 = True, then good outfit. If #2 = True, then bad outfit. By the way 9 men out of 10 are terrible dressers (and I'm guessing 9.9 out of 10 here), based on this criteria.
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The Fair on Game Day
Can you still talk your way into the stadium with a ticket taker if you wave a little cash at him? That used to work great in the 90's.
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Tell me about ou
I thought we rolled up our windows so we wouldn't accidentally catch an OU degree as we drove through.
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
WTF, how long are they there, 2 months? I think my husband overpacks when we go out of town for two weeks and we have 2 bags totaling 65 pounds between the two of us. Jesus Chjrist.
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Tell me about ou
OU Not Sucking: Out
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What in the actual fuck is going on here? WHO IS IN CHARGE OF QUALITY CONTROL AT THAT SCHOOL? That never should've made it off the edit room floor! It doesn't help that the guy in the cowboy hat looks like one of my team members, but that guy lives in KC and is a K State and Notre Dame fan so I know it's not him. That was fucking fucked up. I think I made it 10 minutes into that before nah. 1. Most boring Ted talk I've ever heard, 2. He openly admits several times that Texas had aggy's best interest at heart and they just could accept that Texas might do the right thing, so they worked to blow up the best move for all of us. Fuck him, he's aggy and he's a moron. for the record, I'm not sure I had caught on to the fact that this guy went to aggy before this talk. WTF was Mizzou thinking?
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Tell me about ou
I love living in a world where ChiTownDoc is the black sheep of his family and is confronted every time he interacts with them about his poor life choices.
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cfbscoreboard.com
Already bookmarked!
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Tell me about ou
Really disappointing to open this thread and not just see 61 pages of everything you need to know about ou, on repeat. I'll go ahead and put it here and expect all of you to do better in the future. ou sucks
- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I don’t think he’s limited himself to dicks. He looks like a guy where everything is on the menu. And all the dicks are breaded and deep fried. Probably with an extra side of gravy.
- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Brews and BJ's sounds like a dream to me. Hmm, I think I'm going to go downstairs and make that dream come true.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'm trying to imagine how good the chicken would need to be for me to make a chicken finger place my top recommendation when speaking of best places to eat in a town, any town. They'd definitely need to be far better than any chicken fingers I've ever eaten, by a lot. Surely that shithole has something a little better than chicken finger restaurants on offer?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah they are going to bring the trophy back and they are doing it in Houston because no one would show up if it was in junior college station and aggy is too scared of accidentally catching some culture if they show up in Austin outside of football season.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Still can't stop thinking about us. Sounds more like he didn't have an answer to the question.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Is low score best here? I'm trying to figure out how in the fuck they could put together a list where Lubbock is the 2nd best location. I mean it's better than Amarillo, or any place in Oklahoma, but I'm running out of locations where Lubbock comes out on top pretty fucking fast. Then you see Boulder, Tempe and Tucson on the list and wait, Lubbock isn't at the ass end of that list, It's just wild.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Had sideline passes for that game. Almost won a car at halftime. Missed it by about a quarter of an inch. Good times!
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Evangelical Christians
I grew up going to a 1st Baptist Church. Remember sermons going back to the late 70's. Went most weeks until I left home to go to UT. I do not ever remember a time when there weren't political flyers right next to the weekly programs and those little books that are meant to keep kids occupied so they don't act up during the super boring sermon.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Pretty sure he's already gotten hired as the aggy meat judging assistant coach.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Fuck Tracy Saul, more because of what he did to my high school team than what he did at Tech. Yep.
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VRBO question: who is renting their house in austin for GA v TX on F1 weekend?
I have an efficiency with a kitchenette in downtown Austin, already rented out for 4 days for $2k for that weekend. There is money to be made for those that are willing for sure.