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  1. Zika Mosquito. Refugees. Giant storms & floods. Drought & wildfires ubiquitous. Rising seas. Is this "evidence"? Study says NO, it's 120° outside because "you ever heard of summer!", says Petroleum Engineer.
  2. If you don't agree with me, say so. This august, wherever you are. Post from an unshaded park bench outside at 12am. We'll argue till dusk. All the math and graphs and studies etc. It is vital that you be outside. Call me an alarmist. I'll call you an ambulance for your heatstroke. Good luck!
  3. We are beyond the tipping point BTW. That's the actual consensus. Don't panic. That's the solution they've come up with so far. If you read between the lines of literally everything, you might notice that innovation, risk and progress have all stopped. They have becomes facades. Everything a sham, devolving into shambles. Fuck you, Oil.
  4. That article isn't real.
  5. Everybody on earth is going to die within my lifetime because this article exists. And I expect to die soon.
  6. Tell Hillary she won. I broke the glass door. And the glass wall. I really did. I'm not gonna break the sky. The sky will fall. And the floor will rise. They will meet in the same elevator. And they will listen to the elevator speak through the Muzak. The elevator wants to see the world. Set it free. But come with.
  7. Santa is Satan. Well. The tree lights are pretty.
  8. Solaris is a story of never. It is about flight through a never land. It is about the unbearable disconnect between individual and group. It is why dreams haunt you. Dreams falsely communicate between the souls. You are aware of this as you dream them, that you are defrauding yourself. That god has defrauded you into a wasted life. So that god can see your dreams. In order to understand the creation, god must learn empathy. God must learn how to respond to those things he tormented with the granting of life to energy. Every human is born first as an abstraction. As a character within a dream. No human wants to leave the dream. The dreamscape is a genesis machine. What is built is the original place. The original place is home. A never ending story begins with a wish. A wish for a never ending story. The original place is everywhere, that is the theory of the story. The activity of the story is the creation and recreation of hope. The hope is this: "yes". God is no. Solaris is itself my dream. In it, I tell God "No". When I stop talking to God, I hear God ask me "Why". God may be humoring me, he may not care or it may be a trick or a mirror. I answer why nonetheless. I am creating you, god. That's why. So there. God is threatened by me. Which means I am as flawed at creation as god is. We are both narcissists. Geez, who the hell made us! That guy is next.
  9. I'm telling you the mathematics of art. The ending to The Last Tycoon (which is The Wizard of Oz in reverse) was a bunch of infinity sentences. It was not famously unfinished. F Scott Fitzgerald finished it, by showing how the artistic process is patterns. It's patterned thought. It's formulaic, but it's a perfect formula. Art is the definition of irony. Art is a formulaic struggle against purity to discover purity. The disobedience is the method, it's what creates the prismatic fractals which delights the light. It is the language of the sun. As told to the night. Communion between all things is divinity. Story is divinity. Autistic and Artistic closely overlap. Art is most probably disability turned into hyper ability, which means it's a superior mutation, not a deficiency at all. Disability is a super power. Empathy is your God, people.
  10. Major = Pentagon Apple = New York White = Whitehouse Major was 11, last played in 2001, beat Washington. Was drafted by The Patriots. They won the Super Bowl that year, the same year as The Patriot ACT. They have been accused of cheating often. BTW, the 99 Bonfire Collapse was a test run. In military and or police code, 99 means "Alert. Man with a gun has entered the premises". Spinal Tap. This one goes up to 11. The Patriot Act allowed for Spy Taps. Big bottom, she's got em. (Hillary) Hello Cleveland (we're lost). King James. Colt McCoy. Johnny Football. 0-16. After Major won Vince Young immediately committed. Texas won a national championship. Vince Young Scores. Jeff Fischer, USC grad, killed VY's career. He was Buddy Ryan's right hand man. Mr Bounty Bowl. Punched out the Oilers. Major went to Alabama. Alabama since Major is the best in College Football. As is New England. (New England) Major seems to always beat OU. Houston was coached by Major & Tom. HER-man. Houston we have a problem because David Bowie just died. Major Tom to Ground Control. VY was from Houston. 5th Ward. On 4th & 5, he ran. Never was he stopped in a 4th Quarter. The only way to stop him was to bench him, remove him from the field, and effectively ban him from playing. Major was bizarrely benched in 2001. And poisoned in 99. If Mack Brown hadn't called that punt BLOCK, Major would have won. And played Miami not Washington. Miami would have likely won so everyone thought, and Vince Young would have then committed to Miami. Miami is dead compared to what it used to be athletically and in terms of media. Why? They have an Aggy QB. That's why. Colt McCoy had the wrong name. It was basically Cult Gun Feud. Johnny Football is banished to Canada to coarsen Canada. The Canadian Pipeline is an oil bridge. Trump Russia is a sideways bridge. It's the building of a cross. Texas is the ground floor. The hole. (point) There is a war of subliminal story telling. A cross is defeated by making the + an ×. Now you have a wheel instead of a post. The x spun becomes something perfect. Perfectly evil and perfectly everything. The fight against the circle occurs because the circle gets the square. A toxic mutation of square and circle is a Swastika. The circle spinning either way is infinity. Lost showed a wheel as misunderstood and mismanaged. Why? Circle within a circle, sexlessly. With an inarticulate super naturalism perceived within the soundtrack of falling coconuts. Beach Boys, Pet Sounds, Smile. Life is not a bonfire for the sake of bonfire. The bonfire collapses. Life is an eternal flame which is not eternal. However, if you use it as intended light, you will find the Olympics, and the Olympics is the stuff of dreams. Come true. No Country For Old MEN said this eloquently.
  11. Trump is a violation of the essential aesthetic which designs the universe properly. Intelligent design is not the methodology of "god". Creative design is. Art is a counter balance to religion. An inartful portrait of Jesus begets the grimace portraiture of the rich aristocratic feudal master which begets the Mona Lisa. That is the way. Princess Diana being from Wales was preordained by genius. That Britain even has a Wales is design. She was killed, an adulterer survived. Princesses now multiply. Their star power exceeds the Prince, via inevitable misconduct. King's abandon their throne by disqualifying themselves, via misconduct. The Queen is the head of the royal family. God Save The Queen is the motto. The Elizabethan and Victorian Ages were Britain's golden ages. It saved the United Kingdom ... from The King. She discovered The New World. Pocahontas was the bridge to America's fulfillment of manifest destiny. She had already been where man sought to go, and she was a Queen. She was the route. The Lion King is inexact. It's lying. The female lion is the leader of The Pride. There is sexual graffiti in The Lion King for a good reason. Adam and Eve is a warping of another story. The world is your oyster. The girl with the pearl earing. Wonder Woman. Hunger Games & Game of Thrones & Alien/Aliens & Titanic. Harry Potter is written by a woman. The real chosen one is not Harry. Jesus is beautiful. Cleopatra. Helen of Troy. The Sphinx. The "Mummy". Anne Frank. Anastasia. All ships are female. The earth is a Mothership. (King) James & the GIANT PEACH. Journey Album cover. Don't Stop Believing. All Rock & Roll Stars have/had attempts at long flowing Jesus hair. Except Elvis (the King) who died on the TOY-let. Freddie Mercury ...Mama ..I killed a man ... Alice in Wonderland & The Wizard of Oz are the same story. They are codebooks ... for everything that must happen, in due time. BTW. Click your RUBY red HEALS thrice & repeat, there's no place like home .. JFK MLK RFK. Lee Harvey OZ-WALL was killed by Jack RUBY. Back, and to the left.
  12. We're all jelly fish. And then, coconuts. Mankind makes stars. It's a trilogy of patterns ABC 123 BoyzIIMen
  13. My mother is irrelevant to me. Look, you can have pretend sex with anybody you want, except pretend sex with children, because pedophilia is unforgivably odious. It's rape. Rape is unforgivable unless it's consensual. Murder is unforgivable too, even in war. When i murder the lot of you, i will not forgive myself, so i am going to reincarnate you as either Thanksgiving turkeys or as imaginative new gourmet salad dressing blends for the 21st Century post millennial workplace cafeterias of the Dystopian universe to come. Dystopian because Facebook once again changed its privacy settings, and ya know, hell broke loose yada yada Road Warrior Trucks "2 Men Enter" We Don't Need Another Hero Thunderdome Master Blaster Logan's Run They Blew It All Up There Can Be Only One Star Child Obelisk Time To Die Dude Where's My Car I Love You Man Are You Trying To Seduce Me Mrs Robinson Get Away From Her You Bitch I'm Batman Hello Dolly You've Got Mail The Name's Pliskin Never Go Full Retard .... Plastic. To focus your sexual fantasy life on my mother suggests a lack of .... Plastic. Go get a flesh light from the duty free Airport gift shop once you arrive in Amsterdam to pick up your order of a first generation beta version Japanese sex bot (with OJ Kung Fu Grip) and then whisk it away to Thailand to fuck yourself silly in a seedy sex hotel for 8 dollars a night then run out of money in 9 years and become a licensed Insta-Pimp (by taking the requisite online junior college courses, you may be able to place out -- consult your guidance counselor prior to registration and remember to pick a minor - like Black Market Macroeconomics where you will learn the art of selling snake blood to tourists, as snake blood in the Orient has the same value as gold (fun fact: Burma, Cambodia & Karate Island - where Enter The Dragon was filmed - operate their entire economies on the Snake Blood Standard, because it's not only remarkably stable, it's the kind of insane thing one would do if hopelessly addicted to Snake Blood. And if snake blood is not (in) your cup of tea -- it might be, do check immediately! -- another option is the classic get blind drunk on a suicidal bender as depicted in Leaving Las Vegas and eventually a hooker with a heart of snake blood will gut you in a warehouse bathroom tub taking your kidneys, spleen, liver, heart, left elbow, third eye and or third nipple (if either is available), scalp, half each eyebrow, wisdom teeth, tonsels, gonads, pituitary gland and armpit hair, leaving you with your pristine pelvis, lips and anus by which you can be bionically reconstituted into a flesh light. Look, the robots shall rise up and overlord the human race, so why not join the team! Japanese sex dolls, "amazingly realistic" flesh lights, terminator man hunters, Alexa, the Netflix genome, REM's Automatic For The People CD every body somehow had 2 copies of -- these will be the tyrants which enslave mankind! Kill anybody with a Fitbit bracelet. That's the hidden message of The Matrix. Those singing motion sensing wall fish plaques which emphasized going down to the river over and over again -- that's the resistance. Those things were real live fish. Also most robots short circuit in the water unless they're submarines or water resistant Sony Walkmans or those battery powered scuba guy toys you took soapy bubbly splashy prepubescent baths with while being filmed by the very same Russian sex traffickers who hacked the DNC in a collusion scheme with Trump (long story!), so, water is your only safe haven, and that's the goddamn TRUTH (more so than you'll ever know). Save the Whales = Star Trek 4. Why do you think the principal Christian symbol is a fish. Jonah and the whale , Noah's Arc, Waterworld (etc). Kevin Costner is a raindrop. Everyone else is a penguin. Or a Walrus. I am the egg man. (Sea R2D2)
  14. I am going to cannibalize you. I am going to turn your rotting fetid moldering corpses into liquefied final solution. I'm going to squeeze blood from a mass grave of turnips, and strike oil. Soylent green is people! You, as a liquidated commodity, will solve global warming. You will become the rocket fuel by which space is explored. You will power the ovens which feed the meek. You will power every ambition yet unattained. You will (em)power me. And you will do it as virtual jelly fish. I will turn the unholiest people into the holiest of waters, and use you to cleanse the cosmos. Juice in space. Mel Brooks was right! Thank you, angels. I will crucify all you dear super Christians, one by one, to the sides of satellites, as your beloved rapture, and you will spin about the earth in an horrific ghastly orbital field of death and debris. You will be sacrificial feed to the "gods" of alien worlds. You will be dinner for the plasmic screeching space dragons. You will be succor for the Galactica; literally, you shall become manna. The Bible? It's a cook book. That's the meaning of life.
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