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thunderlounge

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Everything posted by thunderlounge

  1. fify
  2. Yeah! Mother fucker should have stuck to cookin chicken.
  3. To be fair, it doesn’t mention what can’t be stopped. Nut squeezing? Sheep fucking? Losing? Inevitable failure? The list is just so damn long.
  4. Volpe’s a pussy. More later, gotta drive.
  5. Was getting a 50/50 ticket a minute ago, when some poor sap walked past with a rockies shirt and a nebraska hat. I chuckled and told the nice lady ringing me, “man, that poor boy must be miserable.”
  6. I’m not an isis supporter, so wasn’t me this time.
  7. On a Thursday? The hell you say!
  8. Beats me. Ask his mom.
  9. 🖖
  10. I use a microscope that connects to my phone. Works pretty well, all things considered.
  11. cannot be said enough.
  12. ouch! That shit sucks hard.
  13. Well, as long as both his hands weren’t on your shoulders, you’re probably safe.
  14. I feel ya. My sciatic has been acting up for a little over two weeks. Fucking sucks.
  15. and isn’t a chinese knockoff
  16. With a torpedo-style louisville slugger.
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