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hookemATL

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  1. Another data point that the culture / sark knows how to manage a roster and maintain standards. 🤘
  2. This is the thread where Rage vents his misanthropic/chicken little inner demons, instead of enjoying the most aggy moment of the entire season we are going to entertain (Ewers out for year/aggy blowout/arch awful/monkeypox runs through lockerroom/sark arrested and revealed as the Zodiac Killer) Lots of threads to talk about playoffs and SEC champ scenarios but this is Surly so someone has to offer the shit takes I guess.
  3. El oh el
  4. LOLLLL fucking clowns.
  5. The bellhops in lot 40 should hoof it down to the tent for you on a golf/pull cart, if you haven’t tried that route yet.
  6. Make sure you switch off the “inject mold into carpet” setting, and you should be all set.
  7. No shit. I remember same situation in September ‘01. Hit on my first three but missed on the final piece. fuckin flight 93…never forget!
  8. You are. I guess rapists/thieves are your thing.
  9. "NUH UH I TOTTTTTTTTTTTTTALLLY COULDA GOT MOLESTED. I WAS SUPPLE AS FUCK!!!"
  10. yeah but i bet you weren't cute enough as a kid to abduct/molest so the pedos steered clear. that's fuckin' privilege right there.
  11. Fuckin' football board
  12. Ground breaking analysis. yes, typically a team turning the ball over 4 times leads to a loss. Jfc it’s like yall have to hedge your bets in your mind emotionally just to survive the slight possibility it might happen.
  13. Good thing they are up against the weirdest motherfuckers on earth.
  14. Venables Disease sounds like a rare ailment where your anus swallows your taint, then the balls, then the penis.
  15. He is trying to say "Auburn", but what you have to understand is that typically those unfortunate enough to be born with severe fetal alcohol syndrome (or in Alabama parlance "Licker Brane") may grow up with some developmental delays.
  16. I loved those as well. Would build a pioneer cabin/town, then use the planks/small logs as catapults to destroy said town. I WAS A GOD.
  17. Explain. Legos are pure joy. Unless you were permanently crippled from stepping on a sharp lego piece on hardwood floor, I cannot see how they can be viewed other than a cool toy.
  18. I used to do this for a living, and would love to quit my current events job and just lead the newly formed Surly High Intelligence Tailgate Presidential Office Of Preparedness (SHITPOOP).
  19. They can fly the same way chickens and roadrunners can “fly”. Not very well.
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