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hookemATL

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  1. You can always drop in like this, but if you hesitate at the door they will frag your ass.
  2. Fuck the smokies and their dumbass hats.
  3. Our Amazon Green Parrot, Simone, passed away earlier this year. My dad got her a year before my older brother was born, so she lived to be over 40yo. She had numerous phrases memorized and could say each family members names. Yes she could be loud and particularly enjoyed going “wewewewewewewe” to wake us up in the morning. She had a great life and we miss her for sure. She’s buried in the pet cemetery at the family farm. I also had a pet alligator lizard named “Al” when I was a kid. Loved feeding him live crickets and caterpillars.
  4. yet another reason to start Maalik and let Ewers portal out. Wtf is sark doing?!
  5. That doc raised my BP to unhealthy levels. What an infuriating but sadly predictable story.
  6. I knew that clip was coming before I even hit submit. Still makes me crackup.
  7. This is who this made me think of. Literally famous for having a lawyer dad that repped OJ and/or having spunk blown on her back.
  8. The better move is to give them a thumbs up with a super goofy smile and/or a round of applause. To take it to the next level, pull up alongside them and mouth "I love you so much!" This seems to confuse them and delect the more homicidal tendencies.
  9. Man, I dont mean to offend anyone with this take BUT Dean Corll was a real jerk. There I said it.
  10. Hell, that’s the part that I climaxed. Thanks for taking on my sins, J-man!
  11. Why would they not wait to do the doc until his death from a fentanyl overdose? Feels like they rushed it.
  12. Wish Charlie was still alive so they could ride off into the sunset on a sweet ass dune buggy.
  13. “You don’t know what it takes to really bring a team together! A football team is all about the lifelong bonds of brotherhood! Well that and the semen loads. Lots and lots of semen loads.”
  14. For the life of me I will never understand this type of shit, whether it be in frats or sports or what have you. Seems like a bunch of dudes just REALLY wanting to rub up against another man with the added benefit of humiliation and dominance of the victim. “You see Smith miss that tackle? Oh man I’m definitely gonna teach him a lesson by dryhumping him to completion!” Unfortunately for them it’s actually sexual assault and should be considered an illegal and coercive act. Yes he should be shitcanned.
  15. Avoid the Flavor Aid in Georgetown if you do end up in Guyana. Heard it has a bit of a “wang” to it.
  16. Has she always had one ear up one down? My wife’s childhood gs had the same.
  17. Shave them bare and then play with them a little bit. They get real compliant after a bit of that.
  18. I really appreciate you putting this pointless piece of information into my brain, likely forcing out a useful skill or enjoyable childhood memory.
  19. Sonar picked up a light tapping noise coming from the depths, likely the sound of a cheap fake gold chain on the metal hull. Translated from Morse Code the taps read: "Let's go Yankees! Tiktok rules bitchhhhhhh"
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