Everything posted by hookemATL
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
They only fuck your mouth. No anal. Nice perk!
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Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)
Carload of farts? Ted Pillman would be so proud.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Man when that first wet wipe hits the rim of that butthole…
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Off Grid Alaska
If I’ve learned anything from horror movies, this is the time to sharpen your stakes and prepare for the vampires to become more active and hungry.
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Uniform Pron
No cape? Fucking amateur.
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Hunting 24/25: big bucks and a lot of ducks!
Good luck and thanks again for sharing🤘 Be safe and watch for bears.
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Game week thread, Week 6, Red River Shootout
- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
- Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
That looks delicious and like a great source of amino acids.- 2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
Bank error in surlys favor. Your money has already been spent on Rohypnol and penile inserts- Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Let’s quickly switch gears to cover up all that stanky bullshit: what do you think Sark’s favorite type of breakfast food is?- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Do you not yet have a standin/body double/igor type creature that could step in?- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Will @Wulaw Horn and @immamac and @RGBIII recreate the roadtrip to Fayettenam? I believe there are some demons to exorcise, and the content would be greatly appreciated.- Uniform Pron
Same. It has something to do with the overall color scheme but damn they are sharp. And I fucking hated the niners. I can clearly see Merton Hanks with his giraffe neck and Steve Wallace’s helmet for his helmet.- Uniform Pron
Fucking perfect unis, and team was stacked.- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I’m sorry, but if it doesn’t have Morgan Freeman / Danny Glover as “I was the cool black president before Obama”, then it’s not the disaster flick for me.- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Those are actually speed holes. They make the stadium go faster.- Uniform Pron
Man I knew Garrapolo went in the shitter but I didn’t realize his fucking throwing arm fell off.- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Decaf coffee is like balls on a mule. Fucking pointless.- Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
https://baptistnews.com/article/ed-young-calls-immigrants-undesirables-garbage-and-raff/ So so sorry, he is not a piece of shit. He is a fucking cunt and Saint Peter should rightly tell him to pound sand once he shuffles off this mortal coil.- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
You could mount these fuckers on the edge of the bathtub and my kids would STILL get the god. damned. floor. wet.- Game week thread, Week 6, Red River Shootout
- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Whatever you sheeeeeeeep. OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! if you don’t think the reverse vampires in conjunction with Soros/Jewish Galactic Federation are making this happen, I don’t know what to tell you.- Hunting 24/25: big bucks and a lot of ducks!
Was he just sitting there on his ass waiting for you to end him? - FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
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