Everything posted by hookemATL
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Leave Quinn Ewers alone
If your first post is to call out posters and say that QB1 is terrible, you are going to catch shit. Especially after we mudholed OU with him at the helm. take some time to figure this place out before you going off half cocked (or in your case, quarter-cunted) Pussy.
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Game week 2024, week 7 Georgia @ Texas
@Tomatillo throwing negs in this thread but not posting. Typical pussy ass UGA behavior.
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Leave Quinn Ewers alone
Great first post. Let me welcome you by telling you to fuck your own mother (you may have to grab a number and wait like the deli), and then point out that you suck shit through a straw. Quinn annihilates UGA next week and we will requote this post to shame you until you pay your penance. Get fucked!
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SEC Refs Suck
My oldest just goes “what the fuck are they doing?!” during that sequence, with a look of disgust and incredulity on her face. Very proud dad moment.
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Leave Quinn Ewers alone
This term has been tossed around since the game and it’s wrong every time. We called two double passes, or two trick plays, or two hoopsiedoodles, but in no reality we’re either of those plays “flea flickers” sorry to be a pedant, but this is glaringly obvious and anyone calling that a flea flicker needs extensive shock therapy.
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Leave Quinn Ewers alone
And it shall not make a single shit. He needed time to settle in but was fine after that. Stats weren’t eye popping bc we shut it down after half and felt no need to press the issue. lest we forget that Ewers performs really well against “elite” defenses, and if you watched any of the UGA-MSU game you can see their defense can be pushed around (over 300 yards passing and three TDs for Van Buren). Quinn will have a great game and we will win.
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Leave Quinn Ewers alone
Fuck the doubters, haters, and small little children that can’t post without tripping over their worn out pussies
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
Exactly. I need CLEAR, enunciated evidence from the victim that they are, indeed, being murdered. “HELLO YES ANYONE IN THE VICINITY THAT CAN HEAR MY VOICE. I AM CURRENTLY BEING MURDERED.”
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
- 2024 NLDS thread; Mets at Phillies & Padres at Dodgers
Fuck off, kiddie diddlers. incredible bullpen work again- Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck all cops.- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
They only fuck your mouth. No anal. Nice perk!- Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)
Carload of farts? Ted Pillman would be so proud.- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Man when that first wet wipe hits the rim of that butthole…- Off Grid Alaska
If I’ve learned anything from horror movies, this is the time to sharpen your stakes and prepare for the vampires to become more active and hungry.- Uniform Pron
No cape? Fucking amateur.- Hunting 24/25: big bucks and a lot of ducks!
Good luck and thanks again for sharing🤘 Be safe and watch for bears.- Game week thread, Week 6, Red River Shootout
- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
- Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
That looks delicious and like a great source of amino acids.- 2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
Bank error in surlys favor. Your money has already been spent on Rohypnol and penile inserts- Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Let’s quickly switch gears to cover up all that stanky bullshit: what do you think Sark’s favorite type of breakfast food is?- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Do you not yet have a standin/body double/igor type creature that could step in?- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Will @Wulaw Horn and @immamac and @RGBIII recreate the roadtrip to Fayettenam? I believe there are some demons to exorcise, and the content would be greatly appreciated.- Uniform Pron
Same. It has something to do with the overall color scheme but damn they are sharp. And I fucking hated the niners. I can clearly see Merton Hanks with his giraffe neck and Steve Wallace’s helmet for his helmet. - 2024 NLDS thread; Mets at Phillies & Padres at Dodgers
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