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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. The right number of chromosomes helps. 🥾👅
  2. Camp Regard It’s not more complicated than this.
  3. Are you daft? Trade the wife for the dog.
  4. Let it happen organically. I will say, however, that our new pup has been a boon to my mental health. Granted I am obsessed with animals and always have them around, but taking her for walks and watching her bond with my girls has been sublime.
  5. It was deliberate. There’s your answer. We did it on purpose and it worked. Anyone with half a tit knows we could have inserted ourselves up their asses several more times.
  6. My Reebok #11 custom tailored Ricky Williams jersey was a prized possession. I could have picked Margot Robbie in that thing (not true, I’m just saying it bc I’m really sad).
  7. Yep. Previously he would just pick stray weed nugs out of the mullet and toke up willy nilly. Much more focused!
  8. THIS GUY HERE IS A CHILD KILLING SATAN WORSHIPPER!!
  9. What’s today? Monday? oh that’s right, weekly (daily?) reminder everyone. Fuck all cops.
  10. Yes but he doesn’t have to. When your audience is a gaggle of neutered, belittled, self-victimized chudcucks, they will believe everything you say without challenge. Id pity them if they didn’t deserve every last bit of derision that comes their way. Fuck aggy.
  11. ESPN+ for next week, jes??
  12. This dog was made to be a Longhorn.
  13. HAIL ME MOTHERFUCKERSSS
  14. This. Put some respect on the Dark Lord’s name.
  15. I still think she’s got something crazy up her sleeve. Just a vibe, but I’ll quote this post when/if it happens
  16. Horrible idea. This high level commit will take attention away from Arch which will surely piss off his family. And you know how apoplectic they already are about Arch not getting to kneel out the game in Ann Arbor. huge risk. Huuuuuuuuuuge.
  17. Don’t be an idoit. For all intentsive purposes, you know I am right.
  18. Another big thing I noted after the game was the quantity of shit calls against Texas. And we just brushed them off, and went in dry anyways. 🤘
  19. Nobody gives a fuck who you want to fuck and in what order. It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling.
  20. Draft Quinn and pair with Brooks and sanders
  21. OSU USC BAMA UM WYOMING
  22. Doesn’t count bc Warren had 5 Big Macs in his hand pouch and Sydir gonna eat
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