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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. simpsonswilliamhenryharrisonidiedin30days.gif
  2. I think you just want to type/say “Boolean” bc it’s a funny and silly word that sounds like a magical elephant with a pierced clit.
  3. hookemATL replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Southgate puts cottage cheese on cucumber slices and calls it nachos.
  4. “The woke left took our cookies. We had the perfect Caramel Delite cookie from the perfect Girl Scouts and the radical communists had to make the cookie ethnic and name it after some island jumpers. Very sad.”
  5. New username suggestions: Joey Joe Joe Schabadoo Butt Dumpling McGarnagle Professor Shitdick
  6. These brave FedEx fighters, doing battle in hotels and convention centers all over this country, and this is the thanks they get. God forbid you have to ship an unusual shaped package from the business center at Walter Washington Convention Center in DC. shame on you.
  7. I’ve watched this 20 straight times. It might deserve an Oscar.
  8. WHEN WILL THE WHITES GET TV SHOWS WITH BIRDS!!! This is a travashamockery! /maga
  9. We got a water dog methinks.
  10. I’ll put all my good vibes and voodoo powers toward manifesting a job offer for your kiddo. I just gotta pick out the right Dashiki and skull necklace. Hang tight.
  11. I’m not your buddy, guy!
  12. It was only a Prelude of things to come.
  13. A first for me this week with some type of issue with my chest/heart that had me worried I was going for one of those “family guy in good physical shape dies of massive coronary” stories. Got through that mess no worse for the wear (save several doctors appointments set up), but knew I had to calm my soul and recharge the cybertruck of my mind. all caught on small llanolope or a olive bead head wooly bugger dropper. Water on brushy was just serene and clear.
  14. Is there a “reputable” weight estimator for dogs that anyone has found useful/semi accurate to predict a puppy’s adult weight? I’ve looked up a few and they all seem to say my pup is gonna be over 100lbs😳
  15. Snake season like a mofo. 4 snakes in 2 days at the farm then this healthy rat snake was in the backyard conversating with the cat. Used hockey stick to place in tots and relocated to the woodsy area by the neighborhood park. I know they are beneficial snakes and not venomous but a new puppy and two kiddos made it an obvious choice.
  16. The scene in the HBO doc where the lead attorney tells Jones about his own attorney emailing ALLLLLLLLLL that juicy shit is just…so good. I laughed, I cried. 14/10 rating. Sometimes I try to imagine what it would be like to be a Sandy Hook parent and have to deal with this situation. How do you keep yourself from just rage-spiraling with thoughts of tearing this man to physical shreds? He deserves every cruel and unusual punishment that exists. Bust out the battery acid, cheese grater, and dick eating sea otters.
  17. hookemATL replied to idigTexas's topic in Football
    Yep I came at like 0:37.
  18. “I don’t give a fuck if this a cat toy. Now go clean up that piss over there and bring me a milkbone.”
  19. He’ll be another txtow and end up on the news for either diddling kids or killing a family member or a random (likely brown) person. people with that much hate/bile in their souls (for themselves and others) are how we got here in the first place.
  20. Doggo’ing is hard work.
  21. I see you have swallowed this load of shit just like the majority of lemmings in this world. Those are not clouds, but weather and mind controlling chemtrail super clusters. They help the NWO keep all the gears turning for the Global Elite. open your eyes people!
  22. Working on her modeling faces
  23. looks like Early Cuyler’s truck-boat-truck.
  24. Thanks for putting that out there, Hank. 🤘❤️
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