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hookemATL

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  1. Is there a “reputable” weight estimator for dogs that anyone has found useful/semi accurate to predict a puppy’s adult weight? I’ve looked up a few and they all seem to say my pup is gonna be over 100lbs😳
  2. Snake season like a mofo. 4 snakes in 2 days at the farm then this healthy rat snake was in the backyard conversating with the cat. Used hockey stick to place in tots and relocated to the woodsy area by the neighborhood park. I know they are beneficial snakes and not venomous but a new puppy and two kiddos made it an obvious choice.
  3. The scene in the HBO doc where the lead attorney tells Jones about his own attorney emailing ALLLLLLLLLL that juicy shit is just…so good. I laughed, I cried. 14/10 rating. Sometimes I try to imagine what it would be like to be a Sandy Hook parent and have to deal with this situation. How do you keep yourself from just rage-spiraling with thoughts of tearing this man to physical shreds? He deserves every cruel and unusual punishment that exists. Bust out the battery acid, cheese grater, and dick eating sea otters.
  4. hookemATL replied to idigTexas's topic in Football
    Yep I came at like 0:37.
  5. “I don’t give a fuck if this a cat toy. Now go clean up that piss over there and bring me a milkbone.”
  6. He’ll be another txtow and end up on the news for either diddling kids or killing a family member or a random (likely brown) person. people with that much hate/bile in their souls (for themselves and others) are how we got here in the first place.
  7. Doggo’ing is hard work.
  8. I see you have swallowed this load of shit just like the majority of lemmings in this world. Those are not clouds, but weather and mind controlling chemtrail super clusters. They help the NWO keep all the gears turning for the Global Elite. open your eyes people!
  9. Working on her modeling faces
  10. looks like Early Cuyler’s truck-boat-truck.
  11. Thanks for putting that out there, Hank. 🤘❤️
  12. God Damned Pirate Rapists
  13. hookemATL replied to Nuge's topic in Daily Texan
    Peace and love❤️ fuck cancer.
  14. Really there’s not that vas(t) deferens between one ball and two. Just my two balls..er cents.
  15. Thanks all for your thoughts. Very pleased so far and it’s been a good into for my 9yo on being responsible for someone other than yourself. Brie is clearly smart but in her puppy days so there’s lots of chances to correct behavior, which ofc comes with the territory. She’s really affectionate and the Velcro moniker is accurate and appreciated by me, as I tend to be overly affectionate to my pets and kiddos. Today we will take one of our first big adventures and do some free roaming play / harness work / etc. she is damn cute and loves my kids
  16. Rudy did 9/11
  17. Let me be clear: if you support anything but full legalization, you should be barred from consuming any alcohol or taking any medication that might have any remote level of pain or mental relief. If you are intent from restricting people from their medication, same should go for you and yours. Weed (and therapy) most likely saved me from a full fledged mental collapse when I was a young man. Additionally it helped keep me from what would have likely been a pill problem that could have taken any number of roads. not to mention I watched my mom go through colon cancer, and saw how impactful marijuana was in her pain mitigation and relief treatment. fuck the GOP and fuck Ronald Reagan (and that stupid cunt Nancy too).
  18. Guy has speed that kills for sure.
  19. Their negligence and greed has directly led to the deaths of hundreds. They deserve every bit of scrutiny they are getting atm and it should continue until they own up to the bullshit that enabled these “oversights” in the first place. Anything with a Boeing badge that has one switch flipped the wrong way is fair game. Fuck em and their monopoly.
  20. The larger pool right across from DKR next to San Jac dorm has two fucking gigantic snapping turtles in it. I imagine they chow down on some sunfish and occasional baby bass.
  21. R. Kelly: “Damn Diddy, could have at least pissed on her too.”
  22. Why is my wife talking to you about my dick? SUSPICIOUS!!
  23. Take your meds, Mushmouth
  24. It’s not more complicated than this right here. What a fat fucking pussy.
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