Everything posted by hookemATL
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Prolly about the time Slippery Ole Jimmy H realized his massive cheating schemes were gonna be revealed and he needed an NFL exit in his back pocket.
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Cowboys v Lions
So they had two more shots at the conversion AFTER the call and didn’t get in? Seems like they had their chance, three times, and didn’t convert. That’s different than having the points taken away and then not having another shot at it. Campbell put his money on the refs being competent, even after seeing them give out a phantom tripping call moments prior. Seems like in this world, Campbell got cute with trying to confuse and send different guys to “report” to the official as a bit of subterfuge/gamesmanship and the official (likely a person that struggles to chew gum and walk at same time) can’t handle three people talking to him at the same time leading to him fucking up who was/wasn’t eligible. In summation, an Aggy outsmarted himself and a mongoloid ref did what mongoloids do and we end up with a big old bowl of shit and cum and anger to dig through postgame. THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
- 2023 Orange Bowl - Florida State vs. Georgia
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Why won't Nikki Haley be the first female POTUS?
Not sure why this thought entered my head, but this scene has the potential to be the worst orgy ever. Olds. Fats. All manner of crusty whites. Someone just needs to melt the crisco and put the German Polka Greatest Hits on a loop.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Let’s not malign something so glorious. This is my go to order at WB (granted I’m not a sentient blob person like Elko).
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Alamo Bowl - Arizona vs Oklahoma
Fuck ou? Fuck ou.
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Alamo Bowl - Arizona vs Oklahoma
Delicious. Fuck OU.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Puppeh! Stella did some exploring and received numerous pets. The weather made for a perfect day for a woodsy walk.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
This is really low effort stuff from you. We expect more. Be better.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Nope. It’s a naan-starter for me bruh.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
My Aussie buddy tried to explain it all to us one time at work, and our VP (from Alabama) just goes “I dunno man, kinda just sounds like queer terrorist baseball to me”
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2023 Bowl Games Thread
Fuck yea. Nice work, jackets
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Hunting ‘23/‘24: Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em
“Go away, I’m sleeeeeeepy”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
NO GESTAPO IN BASTROPO!!!
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Surly Dad Thread
Perfect ❤️ congrats my dude🤘
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Tell me about Nebraska
If you keep drinkin’ you gonna pee ya pants again, Bo.
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Surly Dad Thread
Me with two daughters, thinking about these issues bubbling up in my future:
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Imagine watching Mitchell this year and then spitting out this dumb bullshit.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Show your work. I hear the search function is fantastic on this site, so you should have no problem finding the posts quickly.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
- What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Buy now and receive a free restraining order from your cunt ex wife, a lift kit for your financial anchor of a truck, and a lifetime supply of Oakley wraparounds.- 2024 CFP SEMIFINAL SUGAR BOWL FUNDRAISER - TICKETS ARE FOR SALE NOW
If I show up with no ticket, what level of sexual favor will have to be proffered to gain access? I just want to know in advance, in case I need to wax my bikini zone.- 2023 NCAAVB Championship: #2 Texas vs #1 Nebraska; 2pm ABC (Dec 17)
Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin fuk Nebraska okayyyy! im high and a bit drunk and go team go🤘- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
New pup at the farm. This is Stella Artois. She joins her brothers Guinness and Shiner to become a triple threat of doggo.- Tell me about Nebraska
@Corn Whiskey - What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
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