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Gap03

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  1. Given the way this administration has just been straight up fabricating shit about what protestors are doing, if I'm on a grand jury, I'm going to need 15 minutes of continuous video leading up to any criminal activity - probably from like 3 or 4 different angles - to indict anyone.
  2. * "WaR-RAvAgeD Portland"
  3. Greg doesn't seem to recognize that there will be no place for the disabled in Stephen Miller's 4th Reich.
  4. Bro is putting out some real Hitler vibes from 1:10 on ...
  5. Sounds like Leo needs to bring the case looking for an injunction again. Of course, Kavanaugh will probably say, "Sorry, you don't have standing to sue because there's no way they'll detain you a THIRD time, right?" Willfully obtuse piece of shit ...
  6. Probably just need some time to change all their US equity positions from long to short - then they'll go ahead and give Trump the thumbs up.
  7. CNBC guy almost had the right response there. "That sounds like malarkey. Come on, man!" Not quite. The correct response was "Fuck you. Get outta here with your bullshit, you lying piece of shit." And Bessent has vaulted into the top 5 most punchable faces list with that smug look after saying "Biden." Holy shit, that guy needs a beating.
  8. I know, right? Hard to stand up to the most pinnacle Alpha specimens ever ...<checks notes> Donald Trump and JD Vance.
  9. This piece is worth a read: https://abovethelaw.com/2025/09/supreme-courts-shadow-docket-scam-collides-with-reality/ All of this is especially infuriating given the handling of the Trump insurrection and classified documents cases. "Trying to stop a traitorous ex-president from committing another coup in the future? Sorry, you're going to have to ping-pong back and forth between district and appellate courts for years on end. Trying to gut the Constitution and decades of jurisprudence in a matter of months? By all means, step to the front of the line and let us give you a hand." If the Dems ever manage to get back in control, they better have a plan for dealing with the Supreme Court. The masks have slipped, and we can't pretend that the conservative wing can be trusted to act in good faith.
  10. For now, this sort of thinking can provide some comfort. In the future, once ICE is fully ramped up, I fear that the country will be fully fucked. This guy gets it: https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/building-the-american-brownshirts
  11. Honestly, I just can't wait to hear the latest updates to the groomin' standards!
  12. So let me get this straight - 1. Guy apparently comes from a Christian background (see mom with "aBOrTeD FeTAl TiSSuE!" sign). 2. Guy allegedly had some extreme views about Mormons after spending some time in Utah. 3. Guy decides to shoot up and burn down Mormon church. And the Ministry of Truth here is going to stick with "It's a war on Christians" (as opposed to the more likely scenario that "It's a holy war BY Christian nutjobs who have been riled up by the Right Wing's constant victimization propaganda")?
  13. So I guess new EU tariffs inbound imminently, huh?
  14. They're still brainstorming and poring through his contacts to see if there was anyone LGBTQ+ / socialist / communist / ANTIFA adjacent to him. (From the pics of this guy, good luck!) There was a metric shit-ton of stuff on X from the Benny Johnson / DC Draino types screaming the "ChRIsTiANitY iS UnDEr AtTacK!1!!" Strangely silent for a bit now, but they're definitely not going to give up until they can throw up some chaff to distract.
  15. "And before you even start, you can shut your libtard mouth about maybe limiting clearly broken peoples' access to high-capacity rifles because 'SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!'" /s NRA et al.
  16. Nice performance by the most visible Trumpers in the Ryder Cup (though by default I just assume all these country club assholes somehow are Trumpers) so far: Sheffler 0-4, AS through vs Rory DeChambeau 1-3, 3 Down through 10 Fuck them. ETTD.
  17. SIAP but holy shit ... "Oh my god, my cankles throb, it's escalator sabotage!" No notes ...
  18. And can we talk about the cranium size requirements apparently applicable for the MAGA toadie role?
  19. For real. "Brilyn" is just screaming for some pronouns because I would have guessed that Brilyn would be a girl.
  20. Mainly because you'll be so busy shitting your intestines out ...
  21. Trump wants to speak to the manager RIGHT F'IN NOW!
  22. Ted wants everyone to stop using rhetoric demonizing ICE and CBP, which I think is fine - the videos of these assholes tell the story just fine. We can "cool the rhetoric", but as long as they keep doing what they're doing, people are still going to be plenty pissed.
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