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Gap03

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  1. Not judging at all - but when coupled with your avatar, that post is putting out a bit of a rapey vibe ...
  2. If they wanna take the high road, fine. Fuck them for judging the rest of us who have grown weary of trying to negotiate with these assholes, though.
  3. Had not heard the bit about Kyrsten being part Florida woman who grew up in a gas station - definitely makes more sense ...
  4. Same shit, different day. Instead of having my NW Austin vote somehow drowned out by the patriots of Cleburne, my vote will now be drowned out by the fine yokels of North Zulch. Lovely.
  5. Shoulda picked up a few bottles of liquor on the way out on him and the Holy Spirit ...
  6. That's kinda catchy - you think that we could get Rage Against the Machine to sing it?
  7. Holy shit - I thought that had to be some weird cell phone fisheye lens sorta thing going on. Then I googled him - nope ... Is he a love child of one of the Mannings or something?
  8. I would have thought the ones with high testosterone would be down with getting humongous balls, right?
  9. And when our good-natured "peace" officers "accidentally" aim a bit high (say neck or face level)? Love all these slightly less lethal products continuing to be developed ...
  10. For real though - fuck Rupert Murdoch.
  11. Have we brought any of those drones back from Afghanistan yet? Why? Oh, you know, just curious ...
  12. From the comments on that tweet ...
  13. Gap03

    Texit

    No deal unless we can get rid pretty much everything east of I-45 from Dallas to Houston ... and they go ahead and euthanize Gohmert, cuz I'm no going to listen to him bitch about the outcome once the deal is done.
  14. It would appear so ...
  15. Look around - this is why we don't have any ICU rooms available. "Personal responsibility," at least among the GQP, is a fucking myth.
  16. As many here have pointed out, it only took 3000 deaths twenty years ago to get 99% of Americans to rally around the flag. Fast forward to today, where we've lost 670,000 Americans and we know how to minimize further death, and we have 30% of the population willing to physically fight the remainder over having to pitch in. But that's obviously because we've become much less "homologous" over the last 20 years? Are you fucking kidding me? We've become "impossibly balkanized" because of the never-ending barrage of bullshit from Fox / Rush / their progeny over the last 25 years, plain and simple.
  17. "But, but, but - they GAVE me the gun to shoot my dick off!1!!"
  18. I hear he was trying to buy the Maga Bomber's van there for a bit, but then decided it was a "little too rapey" and just decided to further personalize his sweet ass Dodge Dakota. Good choice, Donald, good choice ...
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