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Gap03

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  1. So we're just going to fuck Ukraine, huh?
  2. "So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me I will do ..." That song is so fucking spot on.
  3. Hurricane season this year is going to be fun, given temps in the Atlantic are already at June levels. I mean, maybe if we get a tropical storm parked over the Highland Lakes, I'll be able to water my lawn this summer. Knowing our luck, though, we'll probably have widespread wildfires going that will end up being exacerbated by the dryside winds from a Cat 6 hitting Houston.
  4. Meteor, earthquake, tornado, crazy cartel member with a rifle across the border, freak razor wire spool accident - I mean, I'm not picky ...
  5. According to KXAN, most of the money has gone to Wynne Transportation, LLC, which was acquired by Avalon Motor Coaches, LLC back in Feb. 2023. Avalon Motor Coaches, LLC is a Texas company owned by Virgin-Fish, Inc., a California company. It looks like the president and owner is a guy named Jeff Brush. Wouldn't be surprised to see this guy somewhere on Abbott's donor list, but I didn't see anything on quick inspection. Texas has paid more than $124M to bus 100K migrants to sanctuary cities (kxan.com) Federal Register :: Avalon Motor Coaches, LLC-Acquisition of Control-Wynne Transportation, LLC
  6. How many layers of ownership do you think they'd need to dig through to find Dotard owning something that owns/controls MAL? And is that equity ownership subject to offsetting debt? It would be worth the shits and giggles to try to figure out if Donald actually owns MAL (given all his bluster about its value), and if he does ultimately own indirectly all or substantially all of MAL, couldn't they seek recourse against that equity?
  7. So to recap: Judgment against Trump in NY fraud case: $354m Judgments against Trump in Carroll case: $83m Judgment against Giuliani in Georgia case: $148m Fox settlement in Dominion case: $787m Fox judgment in Smartmatic case: ? There may be something to this whole ETTD thing. Perhaps people will start recognizing the risks of parroting the shit that Trump throws out there?
  8. The problem is it only takes the one MAGAt to edit it to include only the Biden elements and slap an "Even Dem fanboi Jon Stewart thinks Biden has no business running for prez" label on it, and that shit will make the GQP bubble rounds so fast it'll make your head spin. And that's not even the real problem - the real problem is that if he ends up convincing even a small chunk of the Dem base (specifically the younger voters) that it's not worth voting because both candidates are shitty, we're fucked. While I normally love Jon, I thought it was a stupid fucking thing to do.
  9. Uhh, too late, motherfucker. You let the monster loose, now we all have to deal with it. And you get to wear that albatross around your neck all the way through the election ...
  10. God, these motherfuckers are the WORST at analogies ...
  11. Gap03 replied to retread's topic in Cloak Room
    Jesus H. Christ - why can't we get a fucking drone strike or two on these motherfuckers already?
  12. Sirs, this is the 2024 Presidential Election thread. Perhaps we can create a new thread to solve that whole racism thing - I'm sure you'll have it all figured out in a couple of pages ...
  13. Yep - for those of us that quit Twitter, we don't see replies, including the remainder of threads. If it's a good thread, an unroll would be appreciated because a lot of us refuse to help Elmo's dumb ass out ...
  14. Did you used to hang with Sgt Espera from Generation Kill? Not sure that wisdom ("Generally, white people - they don't drag a dude behind a Tastee Freez and stab him to death with a screwdriver ...") is as solid with the current incarnation of MAGA crazies. Still, I love that guy's pontifications.
  15. It's all about retaining some plausible deniability for the evangelicals / Fatties of the world. I mean, everyone fucking knows what they mean with their generic white power symbols, "Let's go, Brandon", "See you next Tuesday" bullshit - they just want to be able to play the victim when someone actually tries to call them out for being the utter pieces of shit that they are.
  16. Love that this guy didn't let her get away with trying to pull the same jedi mind trick - "I can't remember if I voted for it and I'm not going to acknowledge that I was in no way responsible for the vast majority of it, but let's keep going back to '$40m that I brought' ..." It's amazing that we have to praise journalists for not letting these jackhats get away with this, but kudos nonetheless and ...
  17. And go ahead and drop a Tsar Bomba-size nuke on Tyler - no real need for any guidance in that part of Texas ...
  18. Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    And, consistent with our full-on Calvinball regime, no fucking opinions ...
  19. Is this some sort of deep fake, or was this actually on Fox News?
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