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Gap03

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  1. I did get a kick outta how even the guy in the wifebeater appears to be like ...
  2. Well, okay, at least two dozen of us ...
  3. But Jared was only taking a 1.25% annual fee on that money, which is clearly the going rate for that sort of shrewd investment acumen ...
  4. If it would cool Austin down to 60F for a high for a few days like in Yellowstone, mark me down for Team Supervolcano.
  5. Climate change, or sky daddy punishing SEC country for the sins of MAGA? Hard to say ...
  6. Fox News giving a network shit over "slobbering" a public figure ...
  7. It's like one of those bad lip reading videos except they don't even need to bother with the bad lip reading ...
  8. Had a momentary lapse where I started to feel sorry for him, but quickly got over it. Anyway ...
  9. He shouldn't worry - I'm sure he still has a future as a "chaplain" in a Texas public school ....
  10. Oh, so you mean, uhh, like a Baptist one? That's all you had to say ... a Baptist one.
  11. Gap03

    Guns

    It's this bitch, who quickly got over his introspection about the need for the free flow of military-grade weaponry ....
  12. This is probably all GQP virtue signaling, as I don't think anything has come from his prior threats to the same 51 law firms about ESG matters back in November 2022 (ESG Letters to law firms (senate.gov)). Kinda shocked that Marsha Blackburn didn't want to ride along on this one again, given white nationalism would seem to be her jam ...
  13. That MFer is going to make one helluva artificial reef when a Cat 5+ takes it down within 5 years of being put into service ...
  14. Fucking sign her up! Actually, I would pay good money to see her land a few shots on the orange shitgibbon too.
  15. Waters around Florida are already at bathwater temps in July, so I'm sure they have nothing to worry about this hurricane season ...
  16. Alito, Thomas and Rhodes - quite the triumvirate of twats.
  17. Funny, because Pence also loves him some Schweddy balls ...
  18. The memory of all those 2011 fires when coupled with all of the downed trees / limbs in the greenbelts after this winter's ice storms is pretty fucking terrifying. Hope we get some evenly-spaced rain throughout July and August, but will believe it when we get it.
  19. I mean, that's great and all, but "... 8-yr-old felony cases ..." I guess I'll get excited when I see the wonk-eyed MFer actually dragged into court.
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