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Gap03

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  1. The next pandemic: Or at least I can dare to dream ...
  2. I mean, if this is what it takes to overcome the programming that these dumbfuck parents inevitably put their kids through, I'm on board. If this outbreak gets widespread enough, I'm down with buying some airtime in a couple of years just to say - "Remember that time you almost died from the measles? That's because your parents are in a cult, utterly incompetent and/or don't give a shit about you. Probably all three. Don't be like your parents. Read a book. No, not that one - a real book."
  3. This sounds like the setup for a sequel to Die Hard 2 where the criminal mastermind (and I use that term loosely here ...) is able to infiltrate national flight control systems and ends up crashing airliners at every airport in the country. I mean, what could go wrong?
  4. Can we fast-forward to this part?
  5. Sure, MFer - that's JUST what a DEI quote filler would say. Just like all them Antifa sonsabitches posing as god-fearing Trump supporters on January 6th - you ain't fooling nobody!
  6. Time to send up the Luigi signal.
  7. Every time I read one of his posts, all I can think is ...
  8. With the current wave of deregulation, how willing would you be to live somewhere within 100 miles of a nuclear facility? If we were a serious country, it would absolutely make sense to move to more nuclear generation. Where we are now? FUCK. THAT.
  9. It probably won't make a difference, but if it keeps Schumer off-camera, I'm all in ...
  10. If karma was really a thing, he'd be incinerated in one of his wankpanzers.
  11. Honestly, I'm confused as to why he would resign - certainly not at the behest of Herr Musk, right? I mean, in this administration ..,
  12. Hell, yeah, Pete ...
  13. Back then, waaaay above the Mendoza line ... Nowadays, not so clear.
  14. Clayton Bigsby level commitment from this dipshit ...
  15. I don't think we need to worry too much about that going forward.
  16. We sure dude isn't autistic or recovering from a stroke or something? He refused to look up for the picture and just ended up staring ahead blankly the whole time. Even Bobby Boucher's dad on the far left seemed to get it ...
  17. Only needs to hold up for 13 days, and as we've repeatedly seen, it will work. Biden just needs to step in and post it himself, with the cover note - "IMMUNE, BITCHES ...".
  18. For the record: https://www.pnj.com/story/news/politics/2024/12/23/florida-statutory-rape-matt-gaetz-congressional-investigation/77170619007/ http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0794/Sections/0794.05.html This is, of course, a Florida state law so federal authorities can't enforce it. Strange that Pam Bondi and her successor didn't use their considerable influence to ensure that Florida rape and prostitution laws are enforced, given their heartfelt concerns about the grooming of our youth ...
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