Everything posted by El Hornarino
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
That play was especially impressive considering that Washington State's defense is 85 Bears level.
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Florida State can fuck off
Ah, strolls down memory lane to the 2014 season. The feel good story of a "third string" QB leading Ohio State to a national championship in the playoffs. If only Florida State had a shot they would have replicated that success... Jerk that I am, I prefer to compare them to a different playoff team from that year. Undefeated ACC Champs, Florida State. A team that squeaked by a weak schedule, but were propped up by their "defending national champions" label. How well did they do in the semi-final again? 59-20 ass kicking by Oregon. Who could have forseen such a thing? Well they were 5th in the Massey Composite that December 6th behind Alabama, Oregon, TCU and Ohio State. Where is 2023 Florida State? 6th behind Michigan, Washington, Texas, Ohio State, and Alabama. FEI has them 12th. Oof.
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BIG 10 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: Michigan vs Iowa
As bad as Iowa's offense was, it was only slightly shittier than Louisville's.
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Florida State can fuck off
This shitty undefeated Florida St team is shittier than the 2014 version that was rolled in the semifinal.
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BEHOLD, THE TRIFECTA
Oklahoma tanking on purpose to duck the rematch.
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Seven-loss Steve ..
He and the team tried their hardest not to exceed 7 wins today, but try as they might they couldn't match the KSU will to lose.
- Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole in Kansas State's Ass
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The Generative AI Thread of Dominance
How long before AI replaces the play callers? And why don't we have one already?
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NFL Playoffs
The most pick-6s thrown in a season is 7 by Crab Leg aka Jameis Winston. Preskott and Mills both have 3 this year, and incidentally are also both tied at most interceptions thrown at 15.
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roach (-13.5) v. uga
On the other hand, what does the roster comparison look like if you go by number of years in the program or career starts?
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roach (-13.5) v. uga
Voted comet. They travel faster than asteroids, so there is much less time for Hypnotoad to lead a team of misfit wildcat drillers on a mission to destroy it before impact.
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We're Going (Citrus) Bowling!!!
If I was a Washington fan / troll, would have gone with Penix Mightier as my username. Will Washington really mighty their Penix? Cause Indiana tried to mighty their Penix, wasted a pretty penny, they don't mind telling you.
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To all you morons that wanted the playoff to include…
The answer is obvious, and should emulate the most successful world football tournament. The new format should only play every four years, and be hosted in the state that pays the NCAA officials the biggest bribe while making the most outlandish promises regarding new facilities and tourist attractions.
- ESPN GAME DAY
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Texas v Baylor free money giveaway
Think I have been pretty terrible so far, so may as well keep the streak alive: Texas 31 Baylor 24 Bijan 161 yds
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Free money giveaway- Kansas.
Texas 27 Kansas 24 Punt - 200 (5)
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It's not the head coach that is the problem
Maybe Sark will leave for Project Runway and we won't have to pay his buyout.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I know I'm offended. In related news, "Seven Win Steve" remains an aspirational nickname.
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TCU free money giveaway
Texas 38 TCU 34 539 passing
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
I'm surprised KSU thought they could beat us with a Nebraska QB.
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Free money giveaway- Kansas State
Texas 38 KSU 35 71 plays, long 31. Fake prediction: Texas up 35 points at half time. Then the second half offense appears, but miraculously KSU only scores 35 against blown assignments.
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Let's talk about culture
The culture problem is that the people involved with hiring the football coaches do not know how to identify good ones.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
All I know is every game I am yelling "Why aren't they covering that mofo?!" Chart shows us trying to cover more mofos, but maybe we need better coverage on fewer mofos. Take away their best mofo, at least on third down.
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Free Money Giveaway contest- Ok State
Texas 31 Ok St 28 22 for 274
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Texas opens as a 15 point favorite v Iowa State
This one's going to be their first triple digit loss.