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retsevlys

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  1. DeKays Brownsnake. About 10" long. I was loading firewood for Talladega this weekend and he was inside this rotting log. First one I've ever seen.
  2. The first guy pictured in this thread looks at everyone wrong.
  3. I was in Orange Beach this last Wednesday-Friday. I don't know if everyone got fat the last year or if all the fat people just decided to come out or if the fat people only come out during the week, but holy shit. There were 300# people in bikinis. Ratio of people not in danger of having heart attacks to those in danger of having them was 1:9
  4. I thought a diesel nozzle wouldn't fit in a gasoline tank.
  5. Would that be a good handjob or no with that grip?
  6. Southern Charm. I never watched it before. I made it through one and a half episodes. Shep was at a local music festival Saturday.
  7. Just curious, but why? Are you eating them? Are they eating your garden? I have rabbits that come into my yard and I enjoy watching them. They can't eat anything I'm growing though. Mockingbirds, on the other hand, blueberry bushes and tomatoes... Get yourself a PCP pellet gun. It doesn't destroy a scope and you don't have to keep sighting it in. A bit of an expensive investment initially with either a scuba tank or a compressor, but you'll love not missing because your scope is off.
  8. She's been posting four-line "poems" with each of her animals. Also this: Someone needs to help her lay some pipe and give her some protein. She's probably starving by now.
  9. Some of those videos show a harness that goes around the skiers butt/legs that attaches to the ski rope, I assume to relieve stress off their arms. If there was a way in hell I agreed to 130mph skiing, there's no way in hell I would trust whatever breakaway mechanism was supposed to happen between this harness and the ski rope if I fell. In that 70 mile race, one dude fell. Interesting commentary around that point, and I'm sorry, I don't remember what minute it was, but dude was in pain. In high school, when I was younger and stupider, I had a ski boat that would do 53 with just me in it. One day I was slaloming with either one or two people in the boat and I got brave and told the driver to open it up. I expect maybe 50mph. I fell, it hurt. That was the end of my day skiing. I didn't hurt anything seriously, but I didn't want any more that day. As far as that blitz video, that water is smooth AF. Ideal skiing conditions if you weren't going 80 mph around the slowest turn. At another point in the 70 mile race, one of the boats hits something and their speed is compromised. They supposedly clean the river, but what if the skier hit it instead of the boat? If you have 50 minutes of nothing to do, watch it. At one point, the river is so narrow, the ski ropes are in the trees on the bank going around a curve. There's also birds flying all around that I wouldn't want to hit at 80-139mph. Sorry, I went down a youtube wormhole and as someone who grew up on the river and used to ski several times a week, this blows my mind.
  10. Gatorade commercial just mentioned "follow the electrolytes." Would they be in breach of copyright or trademark laws if they just went with "it's got electrolytes" and "it's what plants crave"?
  11. From this video, the boats run 540 cu twin turbo Chevy V8, 1300-1800 hp. This race is 70 miles. Insane.
  12. Florida Man arrested after doing burnouts in front of news crews during hurricane Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say
  13. This is intriguing to me. So your iPhone, if you plug it in to a charger at 6pm, won't start charging until 2am?
  14. Did that dude wipe his cum off Olaf with his shirt? Fucking a stuffed animal in a department store is pretty messed up but that's disgusting.
  15. Is this what made it funny? Because that's what I thought of.
  16. Some of them did in the early 2000's. Likely before they came out with dual layer DVDs and could fit everything on one side. A single layer one sided DVD had 4.7gb of data and a DL had 8.5gb. Those gb are according to wikipedia. My memory is fuzzy on the size limits. DL DVDs came out in late 2003 according to wikipedia.
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