This pisses me the fuck off too. I don't need a bag to carry an item that has a built in carrying handle, or is a bottle, that I can carry just fine in my hand. I find it's easier just not to argue and celebrate the small victories when you don't have your six pack bagged.
I've worked in a store and I only put it in a bag if you asked for it.
I'm not a pharmacist, but I've worked as a pharmacy tech. Have you ever been in a fast food drive thru? Multiply the bullshit times 1000. People are shit. You place your order and pull up to the window. We need your insurance card. I don't have that, you don't have that on file? No. Let me find it. I don't have it. Can you just run it through? No. Why not? There's people waiting behind me. Hurry up and give me my pills!
Do you have a bidet? Serious question, I have hemorrhoids periodically and they're greatly reduced when I use a bidet as opposed to cave man wiping. My dad had surgery to fix his. He no longer has the ability to hold his shits. If he has to go, he has to go now. That's the main reason I haven't done the same thing. I had a doctor tell me ten years ago that I would have now had surgery to correct this. I can't bring myself to not be able to wait a few hours to take a shit.
The shitting with a wet ass after getting out of a shower has me confused. I'm serious, but do you not dry off when you get out of the shower? Continuing from above, it doesn't matter whether I just got out of the shower or not. If I'm not able to properly wash my ass, I'm getting back in the shower.
I have a bidet at my house. I have a bidet at my office. My parents installed bidets on all their toilets after I game them one as a gift. If I'm somewhere where I can't use a bidet, I'm either flushing wipes down the toilet or wiping the best I can and taking a shower afterwards.