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Jack Wilson

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  1. You're looking at her elbow? (To be honest, it does look a little wonky.)
  2. A complete and total moron but he's head and shoulders smarter than Kunt Bowels. What does that tell you?
  3. I will be interesting to see how the new HC/staff handle that shit.
  4. I'm told that the UN is constantly looking for good interpreters.
  5. Morales of the Saviors? He's an asshole. Or perhaps the thrash metal group, Turtle & the Morales Clause?
  6. "Be Careful With A Fool" One of the best blistering electric blues cuts ever put on wax. Also, good advice for anyone hanging around on The Surl. RIP, Johnny.
  7. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life /Never make a pretty woman your wife /So for my personal point of view /Get an ugly girl to marry you. Jimmy Soul had it figured out.
  8. There are some pretty people in the world. In her day, she was damn sure one of them. Unfortunately, there are a lot more ugly ones. They have thick ankles and go to aggy.
  9. Pretty sure I saw him say "Put me in coach. I'm ready to play. Today." "Look at me/ I could be/ the QB." Rhymes and fits the subject matter better.
  10. The vast majority of it. If that dumbfuck Charlie Strong can figure it out . . .
  11. Fat Ketch: (regardless of what happens) "See? I predicted this. I was right all along."
  12. It's a zero-sum game. Colorado was so fuckin' bad that they made even our scrubs look good.
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