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BachelorTrek

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  1. They'll all the Stupid BS that they always did.....that you youngins don't remember. --The Dumbass midnight yell practice at the Texas State Capitol. --The Dumbass brownshirts + brownshirts-band parade-march north on Congress Avenue from somewhere on South Congress (that probably doesn't exist -- Lulz), North to the Congress Avenue/11th Street intersection. FUCK aggy and Goddamned Stupid Bullshit!!
  2. The wife looks like the identical twins from a different high school that I dated, separately. Lulz.
  3. Mobilehoma Sucks! ....But aggy Swallows!
  4. The SEC Bagmen will be back in business! Texas will follow the rules and won't have any Bagmen, so Texas will go back to sucking and fans/sports-media will all wonder, "Why is Texas bad again?" -- AS IF the SEC Bagmen don't exist. FFS
  5. He's an asian Joe Thomas. Lulz.
  6. Potentially they could see you pull up to the pay-at-the-pump, see you have Texas tags (video or their own eyes), and turn OFF the pump on you.
  7. True story!
  8. "The pleasure of Buzby's company Is what I most enjoy. He put a tack on Miss Yancy's chair When she called him a horrible boy. At the end of the month he was flinging two kittens Across the width of the room. I count on his schemes to show me a way now Of getting away from my gloom."
  9. Home team gets to determine what they wear. They both can't wear white.
  10. He needs to be benched. He can transfer and drop passes for one of our SEC conference rivals.
  11. If they made you sing the jingle, their job is done. Lulz.
  12. Being clutch ain't "cool". You have to drop passes to be cool, to show you don't care "too much". FFS
  13. Why is Sark playing Wingo if he has broken hands? #Worthy'sDropsWereSecretlyBrokenHands 🤬🤬
  14. Seeing LSU wearing home-white-unis today means we may wear burnt orange jerseys for a non-bowl regular-season away game the next time we play them in BR. When's the last time that happened? Not in my lifetime.
  15. Zonk doing the radio color-analysis..... a treat to hear him do it again!
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