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BachelorTrek

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  1. You're not reading the room if you think Flood should even be here anymore. Flood is goddamned GDGD ALL. OVER. AGAIN. Make it stahp! Make it staaaaaahhhp!
  2. Left-handed underwater basket-weaving?
  3. Reminds me of Texas head football coach John Mackovic (for you youngins that weren't alive yet) refusing to recruit Drew Brees (right in town playing for Westlake) to Texas because Mackovic thought he was "too short" regardless of what he could do. FFS
  4. Nah. He the full 4 BILLS. He already ate JC. Lulz.
  5. No way! He the full 4 BILLS, easy! Lulz. He can just stand there and not get moved.
  6. It'll be Sark's downfall for being too loyal to Flood, I fear.
  7. Some corches will allow them to return to their "old" teams. Sark and many other corches choose not to allow that. Others either go down divisions and play Divisions I-AA, II, III, or JUCO, or whatever they call them now, they could sit out a year, or just quit football.
  8. Lebaron played from 1960-1963 for Dallas. Dallas started playing with the silver helmets in the 1964 season. Plus, Lebaron was only 5-7, and there's no super-short football players in that gif-clip. Lulz.
  9. I thought about that, but for it to be Eddie, those would have to be the original uniforms with the white helmets, and those helmets are silver.
  10. You're not the only one! Lulz.
  11. How can it be "funny" without a collapsed immamac on it? Lulz.
  12. Don't post that until Flood gets sacked.
  13. Let's hope he doesn't drop the pass again. FFS
  14. At least he didn't say, "Yous mugs"! Lulz.
  15. Wrong side of the football. Where's the Flood firing at?
  16. Of course he played well for the vikes. I intentionally didn't mention the vikes because they weren't needed for my point. All I needed to contrast his desire to play hard were the 2 stops after the vikes-- the Raiders and the Patriots.
  17. The Randy Moss when he dogged it for the Oakland Raiders until he got his wish to be traded, or the Randy Moss who played for the New England Patriots?
  18. It was a generic term because IDGAF.
  19. I wish Mister Interim hoddy-toddy coach would go up to the podium, and comment on how Fat-Fuck-Kirby's defense SUCKED so much! Lulz. #Karma
  20. This is the first time in this fully-enabled portal system that we haven't been in the CFP, so you're going to have to look at what happened with the close also-rans to see how much portal movement they had to get ANY idea of what's good, bad, or not. The problem is, you might not be able to tell until we see our 2026 record and how far we go in that CFP, if we make the CFPM
  21. And now the Regards come out screaming, "You MUST re-seed now!" SO tiresome! Lulz.
  22. I know about "ara ara!" and other silly stuff. Lulz.
  23. Yes. It applies ON ALL free-kicks. Free-kicks = kickoffs, after-safety kickoffs, after-safety punts, and free-kick field-goal attempts after a completed fair-catch. No one does the last one much, which is why regards scream bloody-murder when they argue with refs about the rules-- "Whaddaya mean we can't rush the field goal???? That's not fair!" --"Read the damn rulebook, Regard!"
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