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BachelorTrek

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  1. I still think he’s playing with a concussion when he got wiped out earlier in the game, but because JAWJA, the refs won't buzz to get him removed from the game for evaluation.
  2. "How do those apples appeal to you?" Lulz.
  3. Go to the Command Center ESPN channel.
  4. You forgot the gravy and the cornbread.
  5. That's the miles on your body from doing the cheap drugs. Lulz.
  6. Chambliss isn't afraid of JAWJA's pass rush AT ALL-- he just sidesteps it because he's quicker and faster than they are. Plus, Chambliss is accurate, and his WRs catch the damn ball! (Not like Wingo who drops the ball too much) That's what Chambliss brings that makes Fat-Fuck-Kirbee JAWJA's defense look like horseshit.
  7. 3, 2, 4, 5, 1 (1 is in the 2nd row)
  8. Stockton got annihilated. That's a Concussion, and no buzz in by the refs, because JAWJA. Refs are paid off.
  9. Butter-teeth. Orange slices for errbody. "We'll fix that bad-tasting sausage." I can't forgive the 15 years wandering in the desert that he caused.
  10. errorgawn ducks go for 2 at random times, so I'm not as surprised by other teams following suit.
  11. Too bad Trey Moore didn't knock him into next week, too!
  12. Now that JAWJA has taken the lead. Come on, @GreenspointTexas .... say it! Lulz.
  13. They just forgot to nuke the cheese in the microwave, that's all. Lulz.
  14. So the landsharks think they're actually going to win by field-goaling JAWJA to death? Lulz. MOAR schadenfreude!
  15. That could've been for Dandy Don Meredith or Craig Morton instead of "Whizzer" White (Staubach's nickname for Danny). Lulz.
  16. I say cut Wingo loose and let him drop passes for someone else, including secsecsec peoples.
  17. Yeah, how injured is he? The injury update is important, since his high-quality treatment at Texas would end immediately if he hit the portal, wouldn't it? Such strange scenarios the portal creates!
  18. I'm all-in if Wingo can fucking quit dropping passes!
  19. Those were Inflated rankings with a Purpose, to keep those spaces occupied after the snowjob drop by Texas after the "But, but.... flowda! Herp-Derp!" loss, so Texas couldn't get back up in the rankings no matter who we beat and no matter how big the margin of victory was. Result: The Wake-Up-Every-Morning-And-Hate-Texas piggy AD counts losses ONLY and keeps Texas out if the CFP. Karma will be Served!
  20. So, he went to the Tom Landry school of coaching reactions! You youngins didn't see Landry coach, but his expression never changed.
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