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BachelorTrek

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  1. I'm already bored. It turns out that BamaJelly fans' first instinct to get rid of DaBore was correct when they tanked against the FL-school-for-girls in Tallahassee, because unless they clone Penix and his WRs that caught everything thrown their way, BamaJelly ain't gonna be back to the CFP next year even if they expand it to 16. I'm all for SEC opponents being Stoopit and wasting years & money, though. By all means, keep DaBore! Lulz.
  2. Pfor pete's sake, who in the Pflugerville Pfuck saw that Pforthcoming wipf Pfucking Pfrench?
  3. Fred Biletnikoff would catch a long TD pass, head to the sideline and immediately smoke cigarettes until it was time for the offense to get back on the field.
  4. No, that doesn't happen because I eat spicy stuff all the time.
  5. "But Florida, Herp-derp!" Now the reflexive response to all Texas discussions. FFS
  6. I remember that, but I was there in different seats that didn't have that view. It was still simply "Memorial Stadium" back then.
  7. I just ate my Cheez-Its with Tabasco Chipotle sauce or Tabasco Family Reserve sauce as usual.
  8. That depiction on the right is Colt McCoy?? It looks more like Danny Akers' (also a #12) face when he was running for his life in the pocket, which he did almost every time he dropped back to pass. Lulz.
  9. He's lucky they allowed him to sit there. Ticket or not, in decades past certain sections wouldn't allow you in wearing Texas gear. Their stadium, their asshole rules.
  10. It's so funny that the last time they had a good DL was when.... Oh, that's right, that was the last time they were paying their players under the table! Lulz.
  11. Pics or it never happened!
  12. Now all those tickets that bucees fans bought up for the Fiesta Bowl suddenly flood the market.
  13. You can hear people shouting, "Don't call it a comeback!" Lulz.
  14. I hope it doesn't make them want to try coke and, "BE somebody!" Lulz.
  15. LOVE IT! FUCK YOU, BUCEES!
  16. Hot fucking damn! Rot in Hell, Day! Come get your ass-beating next fall, bucees!
  17. He's always bitter and petty, just like Jerkstreet. There's so many Assholes in The Big Slow Ten!
  18. bucees have -3 rushing yards at halftime? Lulz, they're so fucked!
  19. He's reliving his past glory. Croaking on the sideline from his blow intake would be a bad look.
  20. Put (whatever-it-is) down, now! Lulz.
  21. I happened to be stuck in the Central Expressway fucked up-traffic for the game this season when the my-little-ponies beat the stormy-ducks.... How the FUCK did smu beat them?? smh
  22. Holds are only called on Texas.
  23. I thought that, too. The Playmaker is Nefarious for that blow problem. Lulz.
  24. 47/88 is a little wired. Lulz.
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