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BachelorTrek

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  1. No one has made comparisons to Jerkstreet/Quincy Carter/Donnie Little/Tyrone Swoopes yet....I'm surprised.
  2. If they didn't allow me to mute commercials or to flip away to other games to avoid commercials, I'd never watch another CFB game on TV.
  3. No moar GDGD-Purgatories, please! FFS
  4. gata could have an interim-HC by that point. Lulz.
  5. It's too bad both teams in this game can't lose!
  6. Don't play assignment-defense, think your "physicality" is enough to beat the properly-executed Mighty wishbone, and your ass will get beat by the Mighty wishbone every goddamned time! Good for Army! Suck it, purple-Nobodies! Lulz.
  7. They're all cowed in the national media for fear of being excommunicated, so no one will say Meatchicken's coach has no clothes on.
  8. Don't remind me of that wandering in the wilderness.
  9. So that would make him equal in passing skills to Kirk Jerkstreet, the guy doing the TV color analysis on this game! I always laugh when he criticizes passes from all other QBs that he, himself, was unable to make as a QB for the buckees.
  10. gooners got nailed with the defensive-holding on a run play! Lulz.
  11. Then nebrasker will cry and run back to the Big12 just to get away from us again. Lulz.
  12. Why not fire him right now? I'm surprised you're so timid about that! Lulz.
  13. Fuck you, billie-boi! HA to the Fucking HA! Does gata fire him right now?
  14. Should've let USF score to save time. That might be gata's only chance besides dumb luck.
  15. They don't know! Lulz.
  16. Let's go Peay! Lulz.
  17. How many tens (hundreds?) of millions did the my-little-pony alums spend on THAT "team" that just lost at home to Rapelor???? Lulz.
  18. I thought we might play them in a injury-minefield-and-not-that-important SEC Championship game, but after seeing BamaJelly in their first game, they are spread way too thin! Lulz. I doubt we'd see them in the SEC Championship game. And since I mentioned that, the SEC should chuck the SEC Championship game to the curb and have a playoff-play-in-weekend instead, with 2 CFP-play-in games where the winners get to be the last 2 SEC spots in the CFP.
  19. I can't believe this thread hasn't been changed to Meet The Spartans yet. It's just teed up. Lulz.
  20. You forgot to work in the butter-teeth! Lulz.
  21. Trying to play up to the female audience to keep them watching despite the blowout. Lulz.
  22. The cockroaches take their 3.
  23. Turned out to be a rugby-style punt, which went out of style once we discovered the Aussie Rules Football (footy) punters in Australia and New Zealand.
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