Everything posted by gmr548
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Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
I can smell the spray tan through my computer
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Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic
Yeah I thought FAU would be a sweet spot of sorts for him. Low enough profile to avoid some of the pitfalls at Texas, but plenty of second and third tier local talent that can play. He and his staff were bad roster managers but I think what Sark and co. have done with a lot of his guys tells us the evals were there, which would seem to tee him up at a place like FAU. Maybe it really is just the alcohol/coke stuff. Hope he gets right if that's the case.
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Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
If you make either one of those trips, you deserve what you get.
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Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
Consider the source.
- Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 12)
- Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 12)
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Mike Johnson not at the table is flying under the radar but hysterical to me
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Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
Texas not only nearly lost to K State last year, but K State really should have won the game. It took their galaxy brain OC a whole half to realize running right into T'Vondre Sweat and Byron Murphy was a poor choice and that he should instead utilize his veteran QB to pick on Texas's horrid secondary. He never quit the QB power into the pair of NFL DTs on the other side, even in big moments late in the game. Guess who calls the plays for Texas A&M this year? As far as Kentucky goes, should be a snoozer even if clunky. Texas is just a significantly better version of their good defense and lacking offense. Unless Texas turns it over and gives Kentucky a short field multiple times I doubt the outcome is ever in doubt. I'd be surprised if Kentucky got past 10 unless it's garbage time.
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SEC Championship Game - Scenarios?
My brother in Christ, Oklahoma beat Auburn on the road. Cal beat Auburn on the road. Vanderbilt beat Auburn on the road. Auburn has no Power 4 home wins this year. Aggy will play it vanilla and it will probably be closer than they care for but Auburn is horrid. I would be shocked if they lost.
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SEC Championship Game - Scenarios?
Well it depends on a lot of different results but the most likely unless there's a lot of chaos would be Bama, UGA if Bama drops a game (at OU, vs Auburn)
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Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
Texas ran the ball pretty effectively most of the game, and notably was best in the 4th quarter. Sark chose to lean into the pass early. Maybe he didn't feel he could lean on the run, maybe he wanted to go after the Arkansas pass defense, maybe Arkansas was playing RPOs to force a throw whatever. Getting to obvious passing situations because of a couple penalties and sacks influenced calls too no doubt. These are Texas RB carries by possession: 5 plays: 1-3 3 plays: 1-7 6 plays (TD): 3-24 3 plays: 1-4 11 plays (FG): 4-7, with a 4th and short conversion and 6 yard run called back with a hold 12 plays: 4-15 First half: 14-60, 4.2 ypc 7 plays (FG): 4-11, probably the worst running drive situationally. A first down loss by Wisner early, and only 3 yards on 2 carries after 1st down from the piggy 13 3 plays: 1-(-2) 8 plays (TD): 5-46, 28 yard run by Blue 14 plays (end of game): 8-26, with the whole stadium knowing the drill Final line: 33-147, 4.45 ypc
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
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Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
Any road conference win is a good win. I tend to think the defense played really well and was getting worn down by the second half. Really felt like Texas was gonna fuck around and blow it there in the late third/early fourth but credit to the offense for stepping up when they absolutely had to. I believe if Texas doesn't go down and score when they get the ball up 13-10, Arkansas wins the game. Ewers, I mean, it is what it is. Think he played okay. Took care of the ball and hit on some really nice short/intermediate throws. Also had some self sacks that were big setbacks and missed Helm on that slant that should have been 20-0. The deep balls are head scratchers. He is worse than 2022 somehow. Sark's clearly not going to make a change at this point but there's no way this team wins a title when defenses don't have to take the vertical passing game remotely seriously. Feeling pretty zen about it honestly. Let's just go beat aggy. 11-1 with a 3-0 record against OU, piglets, and aggy all away from home would be a categorical success.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
My first reaction is that he is insulting the intelligence of his voters and consistently being proven right for it, ala Abbott or Cruz. But actually when you look at his broader record I think he's just in the Dan Patrick or Sid Miller archetype of being that stupid.
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Trump’s America
Jesus fucking Christ. I'd say this guy's professional career just ended but he'll actually get a raise in the right wing grifting sphere. Kyle Rittenhouse style.
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Trump’s America
I mean it's basically just education polarization through another lens
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Fucking great line. An all timer.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The funny thing is it isn't the college educated white collar suburban voters or the "elites" who are going to notice a 30% increase on bananas or coffee or whatever.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I just want to point out there was not a major male candidate in the Mexican election and Sheinbaum was chosen with a plurality, not a majority, of votes in her party's selection process (rest were men). Also being AMLO's handpicked successor and all. That's not to say your point isn't salient but to add context.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Try to seduce his children?
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Uh, look at the org chart
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
To? He will. Trump wants a rabid attack dog with undying loyalty. That's Gaetz. Trump will expect the GOP Senate to rubber stamp and try to bully them into compliance if they don't. He's not going to withdraw a nominee because Susan Collins is "concerned," he doesn't give a fuck. Through? Tossup at this juncture. Murkowski and the new Utah guy are more likely than not to be no's but Collins probably folds. GOP may or may not be down a vote with an empty seat from Vance. Lot of moving parts.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Perhaps we'll see but I'm not sure. Matt Gaetz is a phenomenally stupid human being and there's a non zero chance he will be the Charlie Strong of political retribution.
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Tracking Trump Promises
@Frank Drebin never answered me because he's just on a rage-filled shitposting binge (love that for you daddy) but Trump went ahead and answered for me in a couple days. lmao fade me
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What time will A&M game kick? WTF Wedding shower at 3 pm....
This is the right answer in general. Texas-OU is the only weekend that's iffy for me, and that really only applies if the couple and social circle are UT alums/invested in the game. You should probably know better with that one. But if someone unaffiliated with UT or uninterested in UT football has a wedding then, I'm not going to get all butthurt about it; I may not go if it's not a close relationship, but I don't think that's a big deal either way.