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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Let's put him in the cell with Otis.
  2. Been a while since I've been to Boys Town. How much does a deep snapper go for?
  3. I watched One Battle After Another in the hopes that Perfidia would explose what must be a gorgeous set of tits ... but no. I can never have nice things.
  4. MAGA: Millions haven't died yet and Michigan boys are at home kidnapping illegals. Another Trump win, you libtard.
  5. Holy Cow ... Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fucking Rhodes Scholar compared to the current chimpanzees in charge.
  6. I'm beginning to believe that FIFA Peace Prize might not be a legitimate award.
  7. So is Trump going to invoke he Monroe Doctrine now and the U.S. military attack the U.S. military?
  8. I laughed at the first response.
  9. I prefer vodka because I like to be able to taste the vermouth. I also like chocolate martinis, and even cherry chocolate martinis. Essentially, if it's got alcohol, I like it.
  10. That drive was the closest I've seen to Vince since Vince. I can't remember a QB playing better on one drive. And he's a portal guy, as are all three of the other starting QBs left in the playoffs. Also, Georgian fans ain't happy with Bobo. Good to see that they're no different from us.
  11. And his dad's secretary is named Riker and Riker's dad's secretary was named Brock.
  12. Melania does America?
  13. No shit. Off season is long enough and this dude Greenspoint wants to lengthen it by three weeks.
  14. This would explain the vodka martini in my hands.
  15. Her face is starting the de-MAGAfication process.
  16. I'm not going to read it, but is the obvious thing that A&M sucks?
  17. Man ... he hits the jets here and it's over. https://youtu.be/kwxo9pT5UxE?si=tSFyOn4BfkTUWC0t&t=55
  18. The only game I saw him play was Miami and he looked to be very good against them. Reminded me a bit of Marshall Faulk.
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