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Posts posted by Horn Under a Bad Sign
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Holy shit. I'm not a lawyer but I have a new hero and her name is Elizabeth Prelogar.
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23 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:
And yet, simply by virtue of not Putin's insurrectionist boy toy, he's infinitely preferable to Donald Trump.
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Gateway Pundit declares chapter 11 bankruptcy. Blames liberal lawfare types.
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25 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:
Why? Fuck that dudes inability to override momma.
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Pole vaulting in a mall? We should get Barton Creek Mall to do this during the Texas Relays.
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I would love if if Foster goes somewhere else, balls out, and gets a big NFL deal.
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These fucking assholes wasted so much time and so much money on this bullshit.
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Wait ... so Billy Liucci is siphoning off money from Aggie athletes' NIL? And TexAgs.com is aiding and abetting that theft?
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Great advertisement
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3 hours ago, Tired Horn said:
I don't think The Return to Junction is a conscious choice. It's just one of the three Ur-myths of Aggiedom that they constantly return to in their futile attempts to fathom reality.
Most fans of even good teams know that, when all is said and done, it's just a football team and will have its ups and downs. But the Aggie football team is the repository for their collective sense of self. Sort of like an incompetent, hick Borg cube that strikes fear in the hearts of no one. So they are always seen though the lens of one of three Ur-myths.
1. The Flagship - When they have an okay run, they are THE program in Texas, always have been, and you better believe the sleeping giant has awakened.
2. Fucking Sips - When they are in a slump, everything is somehow the fault of Texas, the Sauron of mass media and the bringer of all things evil in life. (Note: can momentarily includes some co-font of evil if another program is denying them their rightful place in the sun, but they will always return to their North Star of hatred--Texas.)
3. The Junction Boys - When they are momentarily exhausted and can't face up to any more of their own futility, they're off amassing a lunch-pail collection of blue collar, tough, tough, TOUGH, fire-breathing junkyard dogs that soooooooooo fucking get A&M they are going to be unstoppable under Coach (Fill in the Blank). Fear the sleeping giant, you fucking sips!
The transitions can also be quite abrupt. For example, they often start a season as The Flagship, end it as Fucking Sips, then whipsaw back into The Junction Boys.
The 2%ers can't take over that shit hole soon enough.
This was an insightful post. Brilliant analysis.
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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:
budget cuts....can't afford to pay for that staff or they're undoing all the shit that was put in place by Jimbo to recruit at the level they were.
As Lightnin' Hopkins said, it's a sin to be rich, but it's a low-down shame to be poor.
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Just now, Tex Pete said:
Is that Shane Gillis' family?
Which one is Uncle Danny? I see several who have to be making grilled cheese sandwiches at night.
The butch lesbian in front on the right reminds me of a girl I used to work with at Waldenbooks who told me she's not a vegetarian but only eats the flesh of animals that don't dream.- 4
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7 minutes ago, linux said:
Couldn't have Elko, you know motivated Foster to practice? Its one thing to have a slow or bad player, another to reward a locker room cancer with praise or attention, but to have a dude motivated more by throwing rocks over football to be a big coaching red flag, nah they are aggies eveyrone that transfers hurt their little egos so good riddance to them lol.
Elko should have just gone Junction Boys/Bear Bryant on Foster's ass. Bear Bryant was perhaps the greatest coach of all time and clearly Foster was crying out for help. Foster could have been a high first round draft choice and needed a strong father figure to instill some discipline. -
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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:
I am not quite sure he has an actual strategy.
Oh yeah? Maybe his strategy is to milk about 24 million dollars from A&M over the next 3-4 years while doing as little as possible, live like a Buddhist pauper, retire at the age of 50 with all that money, buy an RV, then live the life of the bohemian artist he has always longed to be, going hither and yon, writing in his journals, and doing cowboy poetry recitations. After all, the big cowboy poetry roundup is held every year in Elko, Nevada. Coincidence? I think not.- 1
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All the recruits want to play in an old-school R.C. Slocum style power run game offense!
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Fuck J.D. Vance in the goat ass
Doesn't it make you want to pay a reporter to ask Vance who, exactly, in the U.S. Senate he has heard say this?- 4
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30 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
That's a rounding error. It happens in business all the time. If you were a great businessman, like Trump (who wrote The Art of the Deal after all), you'd understand.- 1
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On 4/21/2024 at 11:20 AM, tx 3 putt said:
This story is crazy as shit. It's hard to believe that the first two photos are of the same woman. For those who didn't read it: she was a well-known, well-respected figure in the community until she got enmeshed in a MAGA women's "prayer group" which has a decidedly Handmaiden's Tale outlook on the world and ended up murdering the mother of her grandchildren and the wife of a minister who the murdered mother had brought along as a witness to the interactions she had with her children. And the murder plot was so fucking stupid and so poorly implemented that Barney Fyfe could have figured it out while drinking with Otis Campbell.- 1
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I think we're going to find out that Trump, via Cohen, paid for an abortion ... maybe Shera Berchard's.
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Van Orden is certifiably bat shit crazy and I'm sure he's suffering from PTSD and watching his daughter die of cancer last year, but him going after Gaetz really pleases me.
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I read it's because he has an allergy to thick midwestern girls in flannel shirts.