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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Jesus Christ, dude ... you've posted 13 fucking times in last page and a half. How is this humanly possible? Fuck me. Get a life, man. Baby steps.
  2. Exit poll: People say No Kings is closer to their beliefs than MAGA, 43%-30%. I think we're seeing what Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to rebrand herself. Isn't it amazing that she has more of a sense as to which way the winds are blowing than so many of her colleagues?
  3. The shutdown will end once it inconveniences wealthy people.
  4. Just checked. No, the owner of Trump burger has not yet been deported, but he is facing deportation after being arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for overstaying his visa.
  5. Is that true? The owner of Trump Burger was deported?
  6. DCIAP: Still the best Halloween costume of all time.
  7. I also think that they have a dang good offense. They outgained OU by 150 yards or so. If they could just get their offense and defense fixed at the same time, they'd be awesome. But keeping Heupel saves a bunch of dollars and they are unlikely to get anyone better, so I think Heupel will stay.
  8. This is pretty much what I say when I know somebody who professes to be a Christian, or whom I think might believe he or she is a Christian, if they ask me about my politics. I just say "Well, I'm a Christian, and the Bible says we should help the poor, welcome the foreigner, heal the sick, respect others, not commit adultery, not lie, and not steal, so of course, as a Christian, I can't support Trump." It just totally disarms them. When Biden was President, I'd say "outwardly, Biden is a much more Christian man. He treats others with respect, wants to help the poor, welcomes foreigners etc .. but I can't support his policies." I tell them I can't support Biden's policies because I want to disarm them. The first thing you have to do is drive a wedge between them and Trump. So I then add "so what's a guy to do? I can't support one of them because he's immoral and doesn't live in a Christian way and the other I can't support many of his policies." Then I change the subject. You're not going to make somebody change his opinion about who he supports in one fell swoop, overnight. You have to slowly break them down. I just watched my new brother-in-law, who supported Biden, do this with my sister, who was a Trump supporter.
  9. Can you explain this to me like I am five?
  10. Josh Huepel might be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet ... dumber than Salty Gash, even.
  11. I have SMU tied with Iowa State for #32. It's a toss up. Iowa State is in Ames and that's bad enough but SMU is in Dallas. Advantage: Iowa State.
  12. I tried to rub one out to that but Scott just never kept up the same cadence long enough.
  13. Bryce Underwood is not good. John Chiles thinks Bryce lacks touch on his passes.
  14. No it didn't. Your post is strongly vaginal.
  15. Every time I see Kirby's bitchass fucking face he's on the sidelines bitching to a ref, talking to a ref, begging a ref, whining about the unfairness of a call to a ref and just generally being a punkass bitch with one of the most punchable faces of all time.
  16. It's funny because she's fat. https://www.threads.com/@dannyrag/post/DQe7AV1EhfJ?xmt=AQF0XxmSTZ9Ge6UdFXrRFjpgfYwLOweYtXCa2Co3s73sRA
  17. LOL on Cracker Barrel's response. Shows a great sense of falling on the sword. Very self-effacing.
  18. I go to Costco. I want to renew my membership. I haven't been a member for a few years because I lived in a Costco-free zone but now there is Costco. I just want the basic membership. That's all I want. I don't want to be upsold, I don't want the super deluxe special extra, I just want the basic membership. They take me to woman behind a desk who proceeds to tell me on and on about the benefits of their business class membership. I keep saying I don't want it. She keeps saying but there's this and that and I keep saying I don't want it. This goes on and I'm starting to get exasperated. Finally, FINALLY, she relents. This was about two months ago, and I've shopped at that Costco twice now. So I went to a different Costco with my brother, one that's 1500 miles from my Costco. It's his Costco. I see an expensive item, a drone, and I've read about it and been wanting to buy it, so I did. But the drone is not actually there: I have to get a card and give it to the lady and she goes and fetches it from the armory and brings it to another woman, the woman over there. After I pay, they tell me to go to the woman over there to get my drone. I do, and she starts trying to upsell me on their business class membership, telling me I've already spent X amount at Costo since I joined up a couple of months ago --- and she was able to see on her computer the amount that I had spent on two occasions at MY Costco --- "and along with this 700-hundred dollar drone it would have almost paid for itself already ..." And I'm going "HOLY FUCK, COSTCO ... LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. I JUST WANT TO SHOP IN PEACE, GET MY CARTON OF 27 KIWIS AND MY DRONE AND GO HOME." Fuck me. Shopping is such an ordeal now. Rant over.
  19. I am a subscriber. I can't really afford the 20 a month. Please don't raise your rate, MIA. In all honesty it's barely worth it. Edit: Also, I was told there would be no kink shaming.
  20. EDIT: Meant to put this on the "Leopards Ate my Face" thread. Oh well it goes here, too.
  21. By the end of this season we're going to be saying that Flood worked a miracle with this offensive line.
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