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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. You try walking when you're pushing 325 lbs, have high blood pressure, diabetes, a bad back, and are on four kinds of emphysema (I refuse to call it COPD) drugs.
  2. Let's ignore the fact that our "trajectory" began two years ago, when we were in the Big-12, and that, as a member of the Big-12, we were one play away from the national championship game last year.
  3. There was somebody on this thread who yesterday who said "Fuck Ketch for saying that Taafe is better than Bowman only to see Bowman grab an INT right off the bat." And then Taafe went on to have a much, MUCH better game than Bowman.
  4. Rising doesn't suck. He's actually been pretty good when not injured.
  5. We could ban Sooners. After all, it is the TEXAS state fair.
  6. We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
  7. You can make a delicious meal out of Skip Bayless' tears.
  8. Skip Bayless' tears are quite satisfying, too.
  9. Sooner tears are delicious. "They are dogshit."
  10. I agree. And in the future, archaeologists could use it to carbon date Aggie idiocy.
  11. Ketch had some pretty remarkable stats re: how much better Taafe has been than Bowman has been this year.
  12. I live trap squirrels in Austin and drive them up to downtown Dallas.
  13. Daylan is apparently a 4.0 student, too. A super smart young man.
  14. Yell leaders after hearing Elko saying that they need to focus on what's six inches in front of them.
  15. E.T. was not only overrated but really kind of sucked.
  16. I can't wait until he promises everybody a pony!
  17. Simms would have hit that from 98 yards. I'm betting that OU player, Mitchell, STILL feels this hit from Johnny Walker back in 1988. My Lord.
  18. Do you have a better proposal?
  19. I like the show but damn if there weren't some major plot holes/logical fallacies in that last episode.
  20. You can't score if you don't at least take a shot.
  21. But he didn't say "muy malo," he said "back to the stone age." In the stone age, humans were using stones to sharpen other stones for tools. That's what the stone age was. Such an event would be bad --- perhaps very bad ---- but I'm pretty sure that at least the knowledge required for metalworking would survive.
  22. Per Suchomel, Texas has been in contact with 5-star Justus Terry, the nation's No. 1-ranked defensive tackle and there's a chance that Terry will be in Austin for the Georgia game next weekend.
  23. Texas 45 OU 10 Texas - 162 yds OU - 94 yards Spread 68 yards
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