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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. It's amazing to see the amount of time some of you must have on your hands. Reality: there is literally no solution in which somebody doesn't get screwed. And because teams play other teams that you have played and there are point differentials to be considered and because a team looks different from week to week during a season and because it's all just opinion based on frail and misguided human perception anyway, you might as well be arguing over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
  2. Should she be the Dem nominee, I think the result is going to depend on how desperate people are come November. We just saw a gigantic swing in Miami, where the mayor has been a Republican for 28 years. She's going to have to run an exceptionally tight, smart campaign. No gaffes like Beto saying he would take your guns or whatever it was he said, but I don't think it's impossible. We could see a gigantic Latino/Hispanic swing next year, who knows?
  3. Wow, so the Miami mayoral race, in a city that's 70% Latino/Hispanic, WASPY Democrat Eileen Higgins beats the shit of Trump-loving Latino Emilio Gonzales, who said he was comfortable having the notorious detention center in Miami and was going to help DeSantis enact no property tax legislation, breaking a 28-year-long Republican stranglehold on the mayoral seat in the city? That seems good.
  4. She got this dude fired, by the way. The racist is a man named Shawn Pugh. Shawn Pugh looks like a sentient toe.
  5. Holy fuck I just came here to post this. You bastard. Not the Onion article, the Sam Altman clip. Yeah, Sam ... how did we ever raise babies without ChatGpt?
  6. Has the racist been doxxed? I feel like her name should be broadcast across the universe as the abhorrent racist she is.
  7. Guess who caught MAGA box face disease? Susan Dell. First photo as she was, second two as she is. At least she's got skeletor physigue and ridiculous bolt-ons to balance out the look. I wish I was making this up, but I'm not. https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/inside-susan-dell-maga-makeover-1544327?int_source=nba
  8. I hear sacrificial nutrias are involved.
  9. I do. Had a great time at two Holiday bowls and several Alamo bowls.
  10. As a boomer, I favor any legislation resulting in less fewer boomers.
  11. Bonus: after looking at it for the last 19 years, you've grown a third nipple.
  12. Gambling interests? Point spread?
  13. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
  14. IU getting away with multiple holds on Jackson and Buckeye boards are in full conniption meltdown mode! SUCK IT, BUCKEYES!
  15. Apparently, the post was deleted. Good thing I made a screenshot of it. His sweatshirt is a common Nazi expression "Gott mit uns" with Nazi iconography. Who walks around a Grapevine Mall Legoland in a Nazi sweatshirt?
  16. This asshole needs to be doxxed. Walking around a Dallas mall with his Nazi wife wearing Nazi clothing.
  17. And Texas played Oklahoma and beat the Sooners and Alabama lost to the Sooners. And Kalen Deboer's secretary is named Lincoln and Sark's is named Kennedy.
  18. They would be 7-5 against a decent SEC schedule. Speaking of which, have you seen their schedule next year? Talk about a murderer's row!
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