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NWAustinDude

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Everything posted by NWAustinDude

  1. Doink!
  2. Rhynes told Dan a story Thanksgiving week about how the convenience store keeps the homeless away by blasting opera.
  3. I watched Oregon St. USC so i could laugh at Bru, Jake, Malc, and Kuntay. And by watch, I mean I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter with a drool of that moonshine they sell in a Junes' Coast-to-Coast urine jar.
  4. Pal, it aint going to be fixed overnight and you know it.
  5. The loss sucked and Texas will be playing in hostile environments forever more. So the loss is a good barometer of what Sark and the staff have to do recruiting and coaching over the next 2 years to not be punched and knocked out by any SEC team. Right now, I think Sark will get that done, but the patience leash is shorter after watching Mack at the end, Strong and Herman totally shit the bed.
  6. If you or your child has head lice, good news - Dr. Alphahorn has a prescription for you.
  7. T-shirt fan here, who's been in Austin for 30 years. The basketball program at Texas is a joke. Been that way under Penders, Barnes, and now Smart. Recruit talent, fail to develop it, watch it leave too soon, and most of all, have coaches who are absolutely brain dead at coaching or game planning, especially when it matters most. Barnes went into the Elite 8 game against LSU with no offensive gameplan other than, let's figure out who our hot shooter is today. Penders ran a motion offense that was a 3-man weave - where? - between the top of the key and the half court stripe. Brilliant. Shaka, who looked like he was in a xanax haze, needed 85% of the game last night to finally figure out that Coleman should play the role of, oh, penetrator. Fire Shaka Smart, and the suits need to decide if they are going to truly compete in basketball or not.
  8. every time that dork Clay Travis is mentioned in a post or Husker's sij is updated, I take three bonghits
  9. So I took my family to Ryan's Family Steakhouse....
  10. If you stop gaming, there won't be any losing. We've got to lower the losing. I tell my people: stop the gaming. They're the best people.
  11. Helicopter parents now shouting 'we don't see no football here, why aren't we in riot gear?'
  12. The hell? I thought it was about what the vulture capitalists, gambling addicts, tailgate partiers, and millionaire pervs want.
  13. I think I remember Nebraska. That was that bizarre Springsteen country solo album in the early 1980's, a clear call for prescription narcotic help for his depression, after he had had peaked musically in 1978.
  14. Three names I enjoy Marvin Velma and Provo
  15. 'bout two fitty
  16. first paragraph, 1964 is a typo that needs to be corrected to 1864
  17. Excellent protest by the KSU players. Even if klanboy is protected, the group effort to keep the bright light on his racism is outstanding. I also find the terms "cancel culture" and "virtue signaling" to be dog whistles. Hardly is Klanboy student going to be cancelled for life. He may even end up being a Supreme Court Justice, or President, or King of Facebook.
  18. All I said was pick a side. i don't personally care which side you choose. I did not say you were white nationalist. I do not see this as an issue where the baby can be split, so, where do you stand? I do not ask because I want to know, just that you should probably figure that out for yourself.
  19. Nobody cares if you want to masturbate around with it. Pick a side. White nationalism or Black Lives Matter.
  20. Give the players everything they want. Time for historic change. Time to heal up more on 400 years of oppression. Bring people together and not tear them apart. Will help recruiting when we get to point out all the racism and racist symbols held onto by our opponent schools.
  21. It's graupeling! I'm gonna black diamond Spicewood Springs from mesa to 360!!
  22. And the Academy Award goes to... Todd Orlando, for his role as a defensive coordinator in the sports movie Grifter the Corch
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