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Posts posted by MrBig
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1 hour ago, Helobious said:
Ehlinger’s game-ending pick in OT vs Oklahoma state his freshman year is still the worst throw I have ever seen a QB make given the circumstance.
Sam had numerous game ending INTs (USC, Maryland) and couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn despite having LJH and Collin Johnson stretching out to make circus catches.
People admire Sam because he played with fire and burnt orange flowing through his veins despite playing for a food burning piss monitoring dictator who had no idea how to swing a sledgehammer.
Sam’s energy was comparable to having a massive raging boner like you were gonna fuck Baywatch Pam Anderson when the reality was more akin to going home to fuck a 600lb heffer who smells like shit. Herman inspired no confidence in anybody the way he talked down to everybody and Sam still was able to be fired up because he fucking loved playing football for UT.
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On 8/25/2025 at 2:44 PM, Tex Long said:
Too long. How about JPK5T ... Josh Pate Killed 5 Twinkies
JPBYL - Josh Pate Blows Yell Leaders. No need for the 5 since he’s been sucking off aggy for years
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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
They’re taking the “ese” out of UTSA
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15 minutes ago, chainsaw said:
America wants to know if this will help Blake Lively's lawsuit
Blake might not even get an invite to the wedding
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47 minutes ago, The Dude said:
“Offer not high enough yet”
there isn’t a thing on this planet that can’t be bought
It’s been 30 years and the Dallas Cowboys still can’t buy a Super Bowl
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21 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:
Especially when it involves partnering with an Austin-based company that started as UT research. What starts here changes the world.... This sponsorship is an easy way to highlight the university as a whole, to help a UT friendly company gain visibility, and, with that increased visibility, foster what could be a very very lucrative partnership for years to come.
It was NOT started at UT Austin, rather it was started at UTHSC (I’m presuming Houston) so it’s being advertised as a creation of the University of Texas system.
Their Medical Director, Dr. Yousef Elyaman, MD isn’t even licensed to practice medicine in Texas (licensed in Florida) and got his MD at a medical school in the Dominican Republic. He is Board Certified in Internal Medicine with a cross-specialization in Pediatrics.
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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:
Now that would be hilarious
"Masters" league. 50 plus.
40o = Bronze League
50o = Silver League
60o = Gold League
70o = Platinum League
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None of these guys look like they scored four touchdowns in a single game during high school.
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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
The All Or Nothing series on Prime when Dallas was on there in 2018, drove that point home. It was my first time really seeing the Jones family work behind the scenes. They showed a meeting with Jerry, Charlotte and Stephen. 3 people totally out of touch with the reality and they are running the Cowboys like a small town local grocery store. They let their grandson have input on a draft. Jerry has no real power in the NFL. He has let the commish fuck us over constantly both on and off the field. They are definitely a hillbilly incest cult.
Fucking stupid family. A few years ago their SVP of PR and Communications, Richard Dalrymple, was accused of filming cheerleaders (that’s why the DCC show on CMT abruptly went off the air despite being super popular) and was also caught filming an upskirt video of Charlotte Jones during a live draft night feed. Fucking clown show that is still living off the past success of Jimmy and the Triplets from the 90s.
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2 hours ago, wood said:
I love Popeye's, but almost every time I eat there I get a migraine within a few hours. MSG, I guess. /csb. And yeah BM = POS.
I love Popeyes too, but their chicken wings are ass. They’re only an option when I’m Elvis level constipated.
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14 hours ago, elfenix said:
From piece of shit to hero we need?
With $10 add'l order in the app - so a chicken sandwich with large red beans. Basically 2 meals.
Popeyes Just Relaunched One of Its Most Popular Menu Items https://share.google/MSZwrO1XxWuXWa5NP
Popeyes wings always give me explosive diarrhea so its a fitting promotion since his initials are BM and he’s a pile of shit.
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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:
But it’s also important to remember that Arch put up those numbers against UTSA
Quinn played against UTSA too. He was slinging it and scoring TDs as well. But against the same UTSA defense, it was obvious to everyone Arch looked better.
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2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:
I was surprised the owner at the time, Bob McNair, wasn't smart enough to pull rank and insist that Casserly draft VY. It seemed like a no-brainer to me. What could have been.
* Maybe new aggy HC, Kubiak, didn't fight hard enough for VY?
The Texans didn’t like VY’s agent. VY hired an attorney family friend of his uncle to be his agent (who didn’t have any other NFL clients) and the guy ended up stealing a lot of his money.
Ricky hired Master P to be his agent and his contract was fucking stupid with all the milestones he had to reach in order to get paid.
QE hires a guy who is president of the Southlake Dragons football club to be his agent. A guy who goes on a podcast saying Quinn fell in the draft because vet QBs were telling teams Quinn was so good they didn’t want him on the bench behind them.
Texas Football needs to teach their marquee players how to pick competent sports agents.
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1984
The Terminator
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Beverly Hills Cop
Ghostbusters
Sixteen Candles
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
The Karate Kid
Gremlins
Police Academy
The Natural
Revenge of the Nerds
Red Dawn
Dune
Top Secret!
This is Spinal Tap
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I can’t tell if this account is parody or just run by someone from a completely different country.
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44 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
This is fucking brilliant. Leaning into the kayfabe and addressing the public in Trump’s tone. This will help push messaging across better than some regular boring press release in lowercase font.
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2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:
That’s a haggard looking 32
You know some people actually do have auto immune diseases? But given how the Jersey Shore lady was spitting up a storm that mask may have saved her.
That Jersey shore chick with the Ed Hardy trucker hat is one of the reasons why Southwest is doing assigned seats. They need the manifesto of who is sitting in each seat so they can ID people when they start shit. There was also an incident where someone was on a full plane and a ticketed passenger did not have a seat so everyone had to show their IDs to find out who wasn’t supposed to be there and it was a major waste of time.
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Here’s the guy’s rap sheet. I’m frustrated with DA Garza but all of this guy’s offenses were before he Garza even took office. The offenses in Wilco happened when Republican DA Jana Duty was in office. Duty was such a shitty DA that she fucked up a murder trial and was sentenced to 10 days in Wilco Jail for contempt of court. I’m not trying to get CR here but it seems that in Central Texas we have a problem with DAs from BOTH political parties letting criminals off with lighter sentences for violent crimes. The 2016 felonies that occurred in Travis County happened under Democratic DA Rowdy Rosemary and the 2019 felony happened under Dem Margaret Moore.
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4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:
Wow. Made it a long way
Will probably end up like the chainsaw guy and bus neck stabber. Crazy people they decline to prosecute due to mental illness until they eventually kill someone.
My first thought was that this was the chainsaw guy who did it, or another guy I saw a video of on Reddit who was trying to BREAK INTO A GUN STORE by ramming a truck into it and was released on bond the next day. Like wtf, he’s on video trying to break into a gun store and taunting the cameras to catch him.
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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Why wouldn’t you just shop the flights at this point especially since checked bags aren’t free anymore.
I have the credit card so I still get free checked bags. As long as the CC holder makes the reservation, up to 8 people on the same reservation get one free checked bag.
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2 minutes ago, hornian said:
Is this separate from the Target shooter? It seems like it would be since this is not near Ohlen road.
It looks to be part of the Target shooting since it’s referring to the two victims. The shooter fled but was allegedly caught in the area near Mopac.
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On 8/10/2025 at 9:07 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said:
On a flight now. Preboarding. Two girls with coffee. Tray tables all the way down. Sitting middle and aisle. Just avoiding eye contact with every passerby. I know most here like it but I just think this is a shitty way. And you got people with kids coming on late
Shit like this is why I welcome the new assigned seating. It just blows how much more expensive it is going to be.
Look at these screenshots I posted of a Jan 2026 flight from Austin to Dallas. $49 each way with open seating. The next day it’s $116 each way with assigned seats. I’m surprised more people aren’t bitching about this price hike.

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Sam Ehlinger
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Clearly we don’t know Bo