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MrBig

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  1. People in the SEZ have whatever right to do with the tickets they bought. Sure, I think it looks shitty on TV when the seats are empty, but I’m a poor so nobody gives a fuck what I think. Don’t clutch your pearls when I say this, but I think the SEZ would still look shitty even if it was maxed out with asses in every seat. The SEZ represents the Disneyfication of college football in Austin. But it’s acceptable because it brought in mega money from donors to build all the state of the art shit that our players and staff need for success. My preference would have been to close the bowl like the NEZ side, but I have to settle for what the SEZ is because rich people who have dumped millions into the school and NIL want a place to socialize inside with food and drinks on gameday. Business is business and money talks. The gigantic blaring screen in the SEZ constantly reminds us of that.
  2. The younger generation is so intolerant because they are tolerant of a lot of bullshit nonsense ideas. Their bullshit detection meters are low to non-existent because they spend the majority of their lives on the internet instead of sniffing out bullshit the old fashioned way in person. This lack of real world interaction creates the opportunity for all the bullshit nonsense to take root in their minds. I recently had to explain to my nephews that they shouldn’t buy things from a guy who is constantly saying how “legit” his products were. They were surprised at the notion that someone using the word “legit” was not selling a decent product. Maybe they’re just stupid kids, but hearing a guy say something is “legit” on the Internet doesn’t ping your common sense meter the same way a sleazy salesman does saying the word “legit” during an in-person interaction. That’s what kids are lacking these days.
  3. It sounds noticeably less loud on TV because in the past you could hear all the noisy shit coming through on the broadcast. But all of the empty grey seats still look terrible and I wish we would have just closed the bowl the way we did on the other side.
  4. He talks with an inflection at the end of his sentences like those Tik Tok girls.
  5. I’m not saying Sark is hiding anything about Arch, I’m saying Sark has a terrible poker face because it’s very easy to tell when he’s rattled by something. Yeah it’s a stupid fucking question, but Sark gives off a pussy Tom Herman vibe when trying to dismiss it instead of coming off like Saban telling people to GTFO here with that nonsense. “We don’t film you in the bathroom, hell, we just got those piss color detectors removed from the urinals a few years ago.”
  6. I’d like to play poker with Sark and make lots of money. Terrible poker face.
  7. VY was pretty damn good in 2004. Everyone talks about 4th and 5 against USC for the title, but nobody remembers the 4th and 18 against Kansas in 2004. Without that play we lose the game and don’t go to the Rose Bowl against Michigan.
  8. We better watch out or Sark will hire him as a special assistant next season.
  9. I’ll take Will Stein as an OC
  10. What’s with the hiring of Neal Brown to help with QBs and Chat Scott to coach RBs? We can’t do any better than hiring these West Virginia coaching rejects?
  11. Gibson will transfer if he stays buried in the depth chart like this.
  12. Sark turns into my stubborn wife trying to do shit the hard way just to prove everyone wrong and ends up making herself look like an ass.
  13. He needs to go back to hosting on the Food Network
  14. So Flood washes away all the good drives?
  15. Please dear God don’t give him Shipley’s knees
  16. If any of those bodies in the lake pop up around the 13th…
  17. Why the fuck isn’t Jerrick Gibson not getting any carries?
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