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MrBig

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  1. He talks with an inflection at the end of his sentences like those Tik Tok girls.
  2. I’d like to play poker with Sark and make lots of money. Terrible poker face.
  3. VY was pretty damn good in 2004. Everyone talks about 4th and 5 against USC for the title, but nobody remembers the 4th and 18 against Kansas in 2004. Without that play we lose the game and don’t go to the Rose Bowl against Michigan.
  4. We better watch out or Sark will hire him as a special assistant next season.
  5. I’ll take Will Stein as an OC
  6. What’s with the hiring of Neal Brown to help with QBs and Chat Scott to coach RBs? We can’t do any better than hiring these West Virginia coaching rejects?
  7. Gibson will transfer if he stays buried in the depth chart like this.
  8. Sark turns into my stubborn wife trying to do shit the hard way just to prove everyone wrong and ends up making herself look like an ass.
  9. He needs to go back to hosting on the Food Network
  10. So Flood washes away all the good drives?
  11. Please dear God don’t give him Shipley’s knees
  12. If any of those bodies in the lake pop up around the 13th…
  13. Why the fuck isn’t Jerrick Gibson not getting any carries?
  14. So Kyle Flood is the OC?
  15. I blame the humann logo
  16. Sark saw these guys on the roster and thought, “nah, I don’t need to get a Golden from the portal.”
  17. Wingo probably cant see because of all the smoke Sark is blowing up his ass about how great he is.
  18. It seems as if we’ve been busy sniffing our farts all offseason instead of practicing football.
  19. Agreed. He can’t block and his route running is fucking slow.
  20. Can some stat nerd verify this?
  21. My brother has been MAGA since 2016. It wasn’t until a few years ago he went full Elon and got super jacked on T and HGH. I thought it was a mid-life crisis thing, but it turns out he did it the second his Mexican-American son decided to grow out his hair and asked to go to therapy to explore his feelings of being trans. So how does Elon explain that in a non-White person? The look on my brother’s face when I said his hormones were gender affirming care was priceless.
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