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MrBig

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  1. Sonny Dykes? The coach that got TCU to the National Championship game in a 4-team playoff with Max Duggan as QB?
  2. Sark talking about culture 24/7 is like people flashing their money around to show they’re rich. You shouldn’t have to talk about how great your culture is all the time if it’s already there. Money talks and wealth whispers. And Sark’s culture is monkeying around, penalty prone and unready for shit on the field while his wife is promoting her YouTube channel with a post from under the stands at the stadium in Georgia after a loss.
  3. Sark has a hard time doing a job that Lane Kiffin hasn’t had first.
  4. Sark coming out of the tunnel before the game had the exact same face we saw after the onside kick. Detached, unemotional, not present in the moment. He didn’t want to be there, and it was so fucking obvious. It didn’t even look like fear, it looked like he was hypnotized and apathetic which is even worse. This coupled with Loreal’s Instagram video post recorded right after the loss saying “Luck of the draw, that’s how it goes sometimes. It’s not just football, it’s competition, we still have a really good team. I love our coaches, our staff, everybody.” Then proceeded to give credit to those who designed her fashion looks for the game and dropped her link to her YouTube channel called Life with Loreal Sarkisian. These two couldn’t read a room with the writing on the wall.
  5. Sark looked like a zombie before the game coming out of the tunnel with the team. Too much Xanax or something. Sark looked super emotionless and detached, it was fucking weird, even weirder than Herman’s pregame performances of headbutting players and kissing them.
  6. Reed throwing INTs like Carson Beck out there.
  7. Jim Harbaugh’s cameo on Arliss
  8. Had no idea this was Douglas, the bubbles guy
  9. When I see the Allstate guy I immediately think of Oz.
  10. I liked Arliss. It was ahead of its time with all the sports greed.
  11. Diego Pavia - Destined for the Dawg Pound
  12. Pardon the language, but this clip reminds me of Mack, Charlie and Herman: And when we beat OU:
  13. They’re still doing it as Spectrum but only my with my Internet prices, and since Spectrum doesn’t give a fuck or throttle me even though I use multiple IPTV streams I use to get all the channels I want, we can both look the other way.
  14. The bald Florida replacement Billy (Gonzales) reminds me of a bald Sark, same way that Lanning reminds me of Herman.
  15. Surprised he isn’t scratching his chin just to shove his ring in Sark’s face.
  16. Not to change the subject but never ever ever ever ever get rid of this plan! I had it and changed it thinking I was getting a better deal since I only buy a new phone every 5 years and it’s one of the biggest mistakes I’ve ever made. Something about the way the plan is structured gives you first class priority on the network. I changed it to a different unlimited plan and my service sucks dick now in certain areas. I never understood why people would bitch about the AT&T network because it always worked stellar for me until I changed my plan and now it’s one of my biggest regrets ever.
  17. Prop Q is Project Connect 2.0. Tapping into the visceral need to fix a real problem in Austin (public transit for Prop B, homelessness for Prop Q). Project Connect was sold to taxpayers for $5B. Then right when they started digging they decided they needed another $10B on top of the $5B they got from the taxpayers because the bedrock was too hard. I see this happening with the homeless situation because there aren’t any viable alternatives in place. A lot of the Prop Q money will be spent on consultants being paid millions to review projects and say whether or not they could work. Don’t be a sucker. I want to address the homelessness issue here in Austin too, but the way Project Connect turned out should be a huge red flag for everyone regarding how city leadership on both sides does business. We can’t even get a direct train line to the airport when that should be one of the main priorities. This city can’t even bring back the damn Airport Flyer bus!!
  18. What starts here changes the Surl.
  19. His momma is boning Theo Von
  20. The OL was dogshit under Herman too, but it was more solid sun dried chunks while Sark’s OL is cold slippery diarrhea with dudes rolling around each other all over the floor.
  21. Herman was an unlikable prick with a smoking hot crazy wife who participated in doing blow off stripper titties. Being disliked gave Herman no breathing room when it came to losing. He was unpolished and looked like a doofus. The sledgehammer incident, the double bird to the LHN cameras during recruiting day and the Drew Lock backpack thing made him look like an unpolished moron who couldn’t lick the butter off Mack’s teeth. The Eyes of Texas controversy where Herman said he wouldn’t force the players to sing it seemed to be the final straw, especially after Sam was pictured on the field by himself during the song. The way Herman circled the drain at FAU would’ve eventually happened here, but I don’t think Herman would’ve ever let us have such an absolute dogshit O-line like the one we have in Year 5 of Sark. I still don’t understand how Herman recruited lion-hearted guys like Rojo, Bijan and JWhitt despite being a gigantic asshole who couldn’t shut up about being in Mensa.
  22. Thats not what I fucking said. You’re obviously fucking stupid if your takeaway from my comment is that Herman is better than Sark which is ridiculous and insulting to everything Sark has done here. Herman was a gigantic pussyass shitbag borderline psycho, but he won us 10 games at least once in 2018. My point is that people act like Sark rescued us from a decade of Charlie Strong play and completely gloss over a ten win season by Herman before Herman dropped the ball in 2019 and 2020. I’m glad Herman is gone but don’t act like we were some 5-7 team that Sark completely rescued from the shitter. The 3 games we lost in 2020 were all by a margin of 13 points. If Keontay Ingram doesn’t fumble at the TCU 1 yard line, we win that game instead of losing by 2. If Sam doesn’t throw another game ending pick in 4OT in the OU game, we could have tied it up and gone to 5OT. If Dicker makes the final kick against Iowa State, we go to OT instead of losing by 3. All the pieces fell into place perfectly for Herman to be canned that year because he was such an unlikeable prick, but the team wasn’t as bad as you’d like to think. I’m glad Herman got fired so we could get Sark, but let’s pump the brakes on Sark being a savior when the NIL factor is also in play here.
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