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MrBig

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  1. I must be drunk but these fucking announcers make me want to hear about Chris Mohr
  2. This game is taking forever. We need to start a pool of bets with an over/under end time of 7PM.
  3. Can’t we just get some sensors in the ball to determine shit like this?
  4. Mrs. Doubtfire. Watching it as an adult is nuts. We’re supposed to feel bad for a guy who dresses up as a woman to babysit his kids because the court says he’s not allowed to see them. We’re supposed to believe Sally Field is so stupid that she doesn’t notice it’s her ex-husband dressed up as a woman. I laughed a lot rewatching this movie after 20 years, but my analysis of the whole plot has me officially feeling like an old man yelling at a cloud.
  5. The pharmaceutical companies can’t produce enough Adderall to keep up with demand. An OU Florida matchup will trigger a cascade of meth lab explosions that will become the equivalent of an atomic bomb going off in each state.
  6. I must be old, but the thought of them fighting has me imagining Kraft yelling, “I’ll ruin you like an Asian rubdown.”
  7. I’m not disparaging the military. My brother is a cop who served in the Marines from 2002-2010. He says the younger cops from the military are a different kind of police officer. They don’t engage properly and swing their dicks around thinking the police badge is a platinum shield. It’s not a game for the older guys. There’s a difference between dealing with someone who is openly hostile versus creating an unnecessarily hostile situation because you feel protected by your police badge.
  8. Who else is dumping 142,500 gallons of treated wastewater into the Colorado river every single day? How does this dumping of “treated wastewater” compare to other business entities along the Colorado River? What are the statistics to compare, does anyone know?
  9. All of this Twitter shit going on, and nobody is talking about the 142,500 gallons of daily wastewater he wants to dump into the Colorado River. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/bastrop/elon-musk-company-wants-to-dump-treated-wastewater-into-colorado-river-some-neighbors-arent-happy-about-it/amp/
  10. Somebody told me they hope we win in Margaritaville. I’m guessing they thought T. Boone Pickens was Warren Buffett who was Jimmy Buffett.
  11. The key to our success in the SEC is to paint the goalposts white so all the kickers will miss
  12. He’s more of a drag than a set of tires wrapped around my ankles
  13. Fucking Cook gave himself a tiny bit of redemption after his idiotic fuck up with the mishap on the blocked punt
  14. Can’t see him without thinking of him training with those tires tied around his ankles
  15. Not unless there’s a bus ride where they can all be laughing and joking around after the game
  16. We start playing shittier once the Home Depot commercials start happening more and more
  17. Gotta get one of those privacy screen covers for the phone
  18. Sark’s past behavior as an alcoholic is verifiable. Alcoholism has a lifetime grip on people, but he hasn’t shown any signs of relapse since his USC debacle. Sark seems like he’s doing great with Loreal by his side. He’s a new man with a new wife and a new outlook on life. I thought Sark was just a sunshine pumper, but I after I saw an interview with Keondre Coburn I felt differently. The players believe in him. Coburn said he felt more confident because Sark knew how to talk to the team the right way, and he hadn’t experienced that before at Texas. All of the players want to do well but it takes time.
  19. The athletic department had an exponential spike in G2 purchases when Mensa was coach
  20. NFL GMs love a neutral attitude because it helps control brand narrative without having to navigate around the QB’s emotion on public display. When a guy gets pumped up about a huge win, it’s also very obvious when he’s upset about a loss. This kind of emotional reaction creates stories for all the sportswriting vultures to speculate. If the team leader doesn’t give much emotion to the public, it allows the team to publicly control what is perceived to be going on within the organization.
  21. These NIL contracts need to stipulate that you can’t ride anything with 2 wheels. I would have loved to see what Maalik could have done if not for that scooter accident.
  22. Quinn has more than just “it.” He’s from another dimension. We just curb stomped OU into a shutout, and QE is sitting there at the presser picking at his arm like it’s just another day of football. He’s not swinging his dick around like he’s the king of the world. He’s just answering questions and doing what he has to do. I’ve never seen someone have such a chill vibe after accomplishing something this huge.
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