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MrBig

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  1. Sark talking about the offense
  2. This sounds like a Sark teaching problem. Quinn also struggled with recognizing the blitz and got drilled against Georgia before he could dump it off to the hot route. Quinn would also ignore open crossers in the middle of the field in favor of throwing screens behind the LOS. At least Quinn was quick enough to throw the screens, Arch can’t even do that. The problems we were all bitching about with Quinn are magnified exponentially with Arch throwing it in the dirt and behind his receivers. Quinn wasn’t as terrible as Arch, but he would also throw it in a way where receivers would have to twist around and adjust to the ball behind them instead of putting the ball out in front of them. At least Quinn threw a catchable ball, Arch can’t even do that. This is all bad teaching by Sark and it’s showing even more because Arch is worse. It looks like the only reason Caldwell seems good is because his QB mind hasn’t been completely infected with Sark’s teaching methods.
  3. He’s Tom Herman 2.0. A thin-skinned know it all with a (former) drinking problem and a problematic wife. You can’t ask anything remotely critical without getting some type of smart ass answer that makes no fucking sense. Sark talks and sounds like a motivational speaker instead of a fucking coach who can light a fire in the belly of his team. Without NIL we would be completely fucked with recruiting. Maybe we already are, look at the offensive talent we managed to stockpile with all this money flowing around. It’s pathetic.
  4. Mack told Urban the Texas BMDs were more trouble than the job was worth and that Urban wouldn’t be able to stick his fingers up co-ed’s asses without getting fired for cause. So we promptly hired the guy who was caught on national television picking his nose and eating his boogers for the world to see.
  5. Jelani McDonald doing this reminds me of all the guys on D flexing their muscles after the opponent had a 10 yard gain on 3rd and 6 during the Charlie Strong years. It happened nearly every damn play.
  6. Maybe he’s just devastated that one of his QB prodigies, Mark Sanchez, nearly died and it’s weighing heavily on Sark’s mind.
  7. Publicly announcing a divorce, changing your mind, and then announcing the birth of a baby not many people knew about 9 months later opens you up to tons of scrutiny even if you are just a regular Joe Schmo. But being the head coach of the University of Texas and pulling shit like this is on another level.
  8. I can see Sark praying that Mike McDaniel gets fired in Miami and takes over as HC with his old QBs Tua and Quinn on the roster. It’s a perfect scenario for Sark and would explain why he’s already checked out of coaching the team. That and all the non-football shit swirling around him here in Austin.
  9. I fucking hated Herman so much, but at least he showed some emotion on the field, whether he was looking like a scared bitch against WVU, yelling at Gundy like a drama queen, or making fun of Drew Lock looking like a herp derp coach making fun of a college student. Sark just stands there or squats like a statue. It’s weird. Not saying I want Sark to act like a jackass like Herman, but I’m saying the team feeds off the emotion of the coach and it doesn’t seem like they’re getting anything like that right now and are just lost in the wilderness without any guidance to take their cues from.
  10. Sark is keeping up Mack’s tradition of getting his ass kicked by a Stoops.
  11. We should get Lane Kiffin to recruit QBs for us.
  12. Stevie Asswater showing us his true self out there with this putrid offense
  13. Sark said the only reason he hired PK is because he couldn’t beat his defense and he didn’t want to play against him.
  14. Shit we should put in Ant Hill as a WR for a few plays
  15. I was bitching about only having one offensive TD last week and was told to stop complaining about a win. This is why I was bitching.
  16. Sark was already squatting down during the Kentucky drive
  17. 3rd and 3, let’s pitch it behind, and pitch it again to a guy further behind
  18. Kirby Smart is the Bob Stoops of the SEC.
  19. An oldie but goodie
  20. Alligator rolls and rhythmic slapping are a perfect fit for Pedo State
  21. He looks just like this lesbian who loves the Eagles
  22. My sister lives near the airport (within city limits). I went to her house last week, it rained super hard for 90 seconds then stopped, the sun came back out and it was like it never rained aside from the puddles that remained in the potholes. Kind of crazy that blast of rain didn’t count as measurable rain.
  23. The hot Asian Longhorn girl saying “what the fuck was that?” gif would be my response to this comment if I could find it anywhere.
  24. This guy has great energy and he’s been on multiple broadcasts throughout the season. But I would like to see less fatties and more hotties on my screen as representatives of our fanbase, but that’s just a personal opinion.
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