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Tex Long

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  1. None of the above. I want to be 2025-26 Texas and I want to score touchdowns in the Red Zone at a better rate.
  2. Seems like it could be in Jimbo's futurre... minus the mermaid, of course.
  3. The ranking going from 6th to 111th doesn't seem noisy.
  4. I think you mean the Guaranteed Touchdown play.
  5. In the midst of all the NFL draft hoopla, some talking head mentioned that Sark has a history of problems with scoring in the Red Zone. Having not followed his pre-Texas career much, I don't know if that's accurate, but the last couple of seasons ended with Red Zone failures. So... offseason fully engaged, how does he fix things?
  6. Worth? Not to most of us. Cost? Whatever some idiot's willing to pay. Your mileage may vary.
  7. Really? That's one of those 'vape' thingies? Sweater gawd I thought it was a gold felt tip pen when it caught ny eye on the sidewalk. I love writing utensils, that's a fact. Did I tell you about that Mont Blanc pen I found at the bank when I went to cash my NIL check? Need to find some cartridges for that thing, ink cartridges, you know.
  8. Top of food chain in Chapel Hill is significantly better, in every way, than in, say, in Generic College Station. Not the worst life choice, by a long shot.
  9. To be scrupulously accurate, it's more akin to roaring than screaming, for my part. That, and I am remarkably free from flatulence, although the death throes of the severely over-used fan not only qualify as screaming, they likely do disturb neighbors, or at least some of their livestock.
  10. You want to include fruit under vegetables, ok with me. "Fruit" has seed, rest of the plant is non-fruit, but all vege. I wouldn't call a mushroom a plant, although it's a fruit of a fungus, so there's that.
  11. Giver and receiver of multiple screaming orgasms... makes up for a lot.
  12. Other than some of them being fruit, an eggplant masquerading as a zucchini, and one not being a plant at all (although technically a fruit) - much less a veg - there's pretty much nothing there that I wouldn't chow down on, happily.
  13. Probably shouldn't use "visible" and "intestinal lining" in the same sentence.
  14. Not 100% on board with "mannish"...
  15. That pic you included looks like someone who needs a crack analysis.
  16. Improve the NFL draft drama. Let Colleges into the room. Combine Portal and Draft. Some of the players who are thinking about how badly they fucked up by entering the Draft... let the NIL cash registers start ringing.
  17. While it's certainly true that "Waive Your Dildo" has a bit of cachet to it, particularly as a motto for one's own Little Brotherly Law School, it is my considered opinion that it can not, and does not, plumb the philological (or any other) depths of "Swing Your Sword".
  18. Next birhday - or whatever occasion - buy him a new one. But make certain the switch has a remote.
  19. And from the distance - or was it under the passenger seat? - the ever-present but not always heard throb... pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa ...
  20. There is no way, even in the world of Shedeur hype, that Golden gets that draft position as a Cougar. Young Mister Golden got a hell of a lot more than just NIL buckage as a result of his transfer to Texas.
  21. One might suppose that putting none of one's money into the portal would provide a solid million dollars or so per game to bribe a ref or two, resulting in a superior winning record. Pure cash transactions would be difficult to prove, and while a million dollars is a ton of money in $1 notes, it's only 20 pounds in Franklins, easily deliverable by FedEx.
  22. Dildo Waivers is a quality band name. Probably law school flunkouts.
  23. Never use "inserted" and "mom" in the same sentence, unless it also includes "South Austin". Furtively Squandering has a distinctly Surly feeling. Band? Motto? Objective? Remains to be seen. But "remains to be seen" might be a tag line in an obituary.
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