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Tex Long

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  1. Mott-worthy
  2. You only "have to wonder" if you still believe in the Tooth Fairy. How many $$$ were on Texas -3.5? I reckon a substantial amount of them. This. Well, and that, too. Remember, this half-year of pageantry represents billions of dollars sloshing around... and it's pure entertainment... and most importantly it's scripted. The script is basically Improv, but there are limitations sculpting the results. Keep watching, though, and keep your subscriptions and betting lines up to date.
  3. Assuming we stick with what we've seen lately that actually works, and that UGa is who they appear to be so far, I feel pretty good about this game. Need to include freedom from practice injuries, of course... but right now, it kinda smells like 2023 Bama in T-town. Can't wait.
  4. You are far from being alone in the situation.
  5. In the final analysis, that "just a 2-pointer" was the difference between winning and losing your Texas -3.5 bet. /vegas
  6. Further caveat: "The committee" has been lying through their teeth for their entire misbegotten existence. Remember, a camel is the result of a committee attempting to design a horse.
  7. Ultimately, the Good News is that we played four consecutive quarters of excellent football. The Bad News is that it was spread over two games, and we ended up in the wrong direction. All things considered, we look to be improving and even possibly to continue the Good News trend. Big, heartfelt Thank You to thatguy.
  8. Digital Virgin
  9. Seems like that wasn't all gas. Brakes all the through Q4. For sure, can we finally file that Prevent bullshit under "Brakes"?
  10. Why wouldn't they? They know you'll be back...
  11. I did, once. He said it was Townes.
  12. PSA: watching illegallu streamed material is not illegal. For the streamers, yes; for you, no. As an advertiser, I'm perfectly happy for potential customers to see my ads without paying the fuckers I already paid to run the ad.
  13. Well... she does have a pleasant oral sphincter, so that's good.
  14. Living a mile high 150 miles from the nearest broadcast antenna doesn't work all that well, either. Steve Earle begs to differ.
  15. Meanwhile, back on topic, namely Brian Kelly and LSU ... Has Landry mentioned one of his alma mater's more successful HC's, Sun Belt Billy? I'm pretty sure he's available.
  16. Anyone who has the ear - or eye - of CDC, let's get that damn seat painted orange.
  17. Damn fine idea.
  18. Little bit dusty in here. Peace be. Hook'em
  19. Absofuckinglutely Motto-worthy. Do it.
  20. If Sexton & Co. aren't the source of the NFL story, who could it be? Surely not some guy who got fired here, drifted a while, got on elsewhere, then got fired there as well, replaced by an NFL coach... and moved back here? Guy like that, he'd be a terrific interim - and who knows, maybe a few more years... maybe even coach a few more wins and pass up Saint Darrell?
  21. I'd bet the number of Surlys who, if their wives brought that outfit to them, would put that shit on and parade in public would be vanishingly small. I suspect it wouldn't even matter if she was super hot and a monster in the sack. Maybe the turndown would be more polite than mine would be, but still... no-man-shit-no-man.gif
  22. Tearjerker Strong, damn. Be fair, though... when you run into a guy who can't remember his #1 guy's name, or his own zip code, seems like you might want to start looking for a replacement, pronto. My favorite zip code story concerns the fella who moved to Pasadena and came up with a quick mnemonic to remember his new zip code. His kid asked what it was, and he replied "Nine-one? Oh, one-one" in a pleased manner. Kid said "Fuck, dad, it's nine, ten, eleven!"
  23. Booger Hill might be a decent opening act for Sacred Asswater.
  24. Perplexing play calls Lacking in execution Great defense wasted An Offensive Head Coach, named Sark, Called his plays in what seemed like the Dark. His players, confused, and improperly used, Felt their coaches had all jumped the shark.
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